Tharfish

Tharfish is a dialect of English used on Conlang Wikia.

Phonology
Same as English, with the same dialect variation, except maybe an /x/, and /ʒ/ word-initially because French is so fancy and romantic.

Nouns
Nouns are exactly the same as the most common dialects of Modern English, but pronouns are different and are the same as Early Modern English.

Verbs
Verbs are declined as in Early Modern English.

http://www.shakespeareswords.com/Verb-forms

Syntax
Word order is generally free, although SVO is probably the most common.

Lexicon
Currently, the lexicon consists entirely of archaic English, butchered French, and Yiddish loanwords.

Tharf - modal verb, meaning to need or lack

Pamplemouse (pamplemousse) - grapefruit, potentially some sort of mouse; pluralized as pamplemice, and prounounced the way an English speaker with no knowledge of French would pronounce it

Schlep/schlepp - "to move slowly, awkwardly, or tediously"