Irotsu

Irotsu (イロツ) is a minimalist language which simultaneously aims for as little words as possible, while having as small words as possible. It was created by QuirkyQwerty27 to be the minimalist language to end all minimalist languages. Irotsu also uses the Japanese alphabet known as "Katakana".

Phonotactics
You cannot put a letter starting with W after a letter starting with H.

No Chi after a Ki

Writing System
For letters not in Katakana:
 * L - Simply do not include
 * F - Make it R
 * J (Sometimes) - Make it R
 * Ng - Make it N

Grammar
If a pronoun must be assumed, it must be assumed as me.

Adjective then noun.

Lexicon
ロ = Ro / Language, Word, Speak, Hello, Okay, Yes, Tongue, Letter, Truth

カ = Ka / Cast, Summon, Create, Make

ツ = Tsu / All, Every, Woman

イ = I / Of (Goes before the two combined, Language of all is Irotsu, not Roitsu.)

ス = Su / So Basically, Basically, So, Hour, Sound, Noise

コ = Ko / Learn, Knowledge, Teach, Know, Second, Can, Meaning

ニ = Ni / This, Me, My, I Am, Do I, That, Work, Act, Do, Activate, Click

ヨ = Yo / You, Your, You Are, Do You

ム = Mu / Many, Lots Of, Very, Big, Collection, More

サ = Sa / Wizard, Sorcerer, Homosexual, Magic, Sun, 24 Hour Period

ホ = Ho / Origin, Home, Cover

メ = Me / Area, Place, Point

グ = Gu / Color, Ethnicity

ウ = U / No, The Opposite Of, Not, Bad, Fake

ポ = Po / Good, Nice, Polite, Happy, Bouncy, Approve Of, Friend, Thank You, Please, I’m Sorry, Grateful, I Love You (Platonic), Clean, Polish

ヘ = He / Human, Person, Smart, He Who ___s, Personally

バ = Ba / Look Back, Behind, Behind You, Backwards, Back, Bread, Bun, Wheat, Input, Before, Not Going To, Not Going

ラ = Ra / Stick, Rod, Long And Flexible Thing, Flexible

セ = Se / Love, I Love You (Romantic)

シ = Si / See, Watch, View, Three, Stare, Eye, Look, Appearance, Examine

プ = Pu / And, Plus, Including But Not Limited To, Including, With, Add, Also

ヌ - Nu / New, New And Improved, Young, Two, Child

チ - Chi / Tiny, Small, Little, Section, Part, Season (of a show), Chapter, Verse, One, Letter (Unit of time)

リ = Ri / Arrive, Unleash, Release, Appear, Come, Triple Zero, Triangle

ヲ = Wo / Sleep, Dream, Wish, Six, Think, Thought, Belief, Believe, Hexagon

ビ = Bi / Empty, Hole, Void, Nothing, Dead, Gone, Below, Buried, Zero

ナ = Na / What, Hmmm, Random, Probably, Why, Who

ユ = Yu / Idea, Eureka, I Just Had An Idea, Realize, Realization, Reason, Line

ル = Ru / Light, Bright, White, Circle

パ = Pa / Space, Outer Space, Black, Square

ト = To / Exchange, To, Turns Into, Turn Into, Transform, For, To Be, Be

ド = Do / Animal

フ = Fu / Food, Taste, Tongue, Digest, Mouth, Stomach, Delicious, Teeth, This Tastes Like, Eat

チ = Ti / Try, Experiment, Sample, Nine

エ = E / Ehhh, Around, At Least, Approximate, Search, Find, Remember, Memory

キ = Ki / Adjustment, Fix, Edit, Modify, Modification, Tweak, Modified, Flip

ケ = Ke / If, If Then, Whether Or Not

ピ = Pi / Picture, Snapshot, Media, Display

モ = Mo / Motion, Move, Alive

ズ = Zu / Tool, Item, Machine, Artificial

グ = Gu / Goo, Slime, Restraint, Slow, Year

プ = Da / Feces, Urine, Excrement, Trash, Garbage, Sewers

マ = Ma / Matter, Object

ヰ = Wi / Time, Clock, Grandfather Clock, Phase, State (AS in: States of matter)

ヒ = Hi / High, Rise, Max, Limit, As Possible, Sky, As ___ As Possible, Up, Parent

ミ = Mi / Half, Pseudo-, Kinda, Semi-, Between

ワ = Wa / Water, Hydrate, Spouse

ガ = Ga / Rock, Earth, Hard, Green, Blue, In, Inside

ゴ = Go / God, Holy, Oh My God

ク = Ku / Container, Head, Form

タ = Ta / Take, Get, Acquire

ジ = Ji / Consent, Consensual, Contract, Contractor, Sign The Contract, Signature

オ = O / Family Member, Or, Double Zero, Family

ボ = Bo / Body, Body Part, Organ

ヴ = V / Important, VIP

デ = De / Want, Desire, Hope, God Bless, Long Live

ザ = Za / Haha, Laugh, Funny, Prank, Joke, They, Their, They Are, Pretend, Mock

ヤ = Ya / This Just In, Breaking News, Help Me, Danger, Danger Here

ハ = Ha / Token, Money, Wealth, Ding

ブ = Bu / Sex, Joe Biden

Example Sentences
You are so flexible!

Yomura!

ヨムラ！

Joe Biden sleeps naked.

Buwo punobume.

ブヲ プノブメ.

I believe this is as far as a minimalist conlang can go before a word can mean a million different things.

Niwoni zurohiba rokopu chiriri ro.

ニヲニ ズロヒバ ロコプ チリリ ロ.

Oh hell yeah, furries!

Oya, dobi!

オヤ、ドビ！

Hello.

Ro.

ロ.

Goodbye, also feet pics?

Baro, pumobo pi?

バロ、 プモボ ピ？

Jinglebong is one of the conlangs ever.

Kandariro ichizuro.

カンダリロ イチズロ.

Shove a pencil up your bum you inbred sewer.

Ujirozu yodaku yonuhihida.

ウジロズ ヨダク ヨヌヒヒダ.