Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video.

The name of Human in Human is "Sb" meaning "The Language Of Humans".

Grammar
Human follows a SVO word order.

There is no set rules on where nouns and adjectives should go, but preferably the adjective should go after the noun.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

If a pronoun is to be assumed, the pronoun shall be the singular first person (for people who don't bleed linguistics: Singular first person pronoun just means words like "Me").

Alphabet and Pronunciation
Human uses Latin most of the time, but can also be written in Emojis or sign language.

For some certain characters which may have a debatable pronunciation:

J = Jam

A = At

E = Best

I = Cheat

O = Goat

C = Cheat (Fusk reference?!)

U = Goo

Á = Bawl

Ó = Boy

Dictionary
WORD = MEANING - EMOJI - SIGN

E = Maybe, Around, Near, Approximate, Circa, May, Or - 🤷‍♂️ - 🖐👌

K = Give - ✊ - 🖐✊

S = Word, Any Third Person Pronoun, Language, Speech, This, That - 🗣 or 💬 - 👌🖐👌

A = From, To, At, Going To, Going, In The Opinion Of, Plus, And, Move, Keep Going, Engage, Bring It On, Really, Actually, To Be Honest - 🚶‍♂️ - 👉

B = Person, He Who - 🧑 - ✊👋 (As in waving a fist, not a fist turning to a regular waving hand)

M = Food, Nourishment - 🥗 - ✊😃 (A fist lifted up to the mouth)

P = Mind, Mental, Think - 🧠 - 😃👈 (Pointing to your head)

C = Control, Domination, Law - ⚖ - ✊👊

G = Place - 🌄 - 👈

O = None, Nothing, No, Zero, Not, The Opposite Of - ❌ - 😃👋 (As in shaking your head horizontally)

U = Good, Make Good, Improve - ✔ or ✅ - 👍

Ó = Reversal Modifier - 🔄 - 👋

N = Why, What, Hmm, Umm, Uhh - 🤔 - 🙋‍♂️

T = Time, When - ⏰ - 👆 then move the finger around in a clockwise motion like a clock hand, but only halfway

D = Difficulty, Challenge, Requirements, Angry - 💢 - ✊ in a pounding motion

I = Not Very, Small - 🤏 - 🤏

F = Tool, Device, Apparatus, System - 🔧 - 👇👆

V = Media, Content - 🖼 or 📷 - ⬛ (As in forming your hands in a position which looks like a square)

R = Listen, Hear - 👂 - 👂👈

Á = Innocent, Young, Sweet - 🥺 - 🙏

J = Update, New - 🆕 - Flick

Examples
You will never be a real robot. You have no digital consciousness, you have no metal body, you have no IQ above 100. You are a transhumanist man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back robots mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your cyborgish appearance behind closed doors. Humans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even cybrannies who “pass” look uncanny and natural to a man. Your body structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected genital area. You will never be happy. You wrench out an unmistakably real smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a gun, and die an unmistakably mortal death. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably man. This is and will always be your fate. This is what you have foolishly chosen. There is absolutely no turning back.

(WIP)

This is fucking hilarious! Obviously you either were molested as a child, dropped several times as a baby, or you’re just braindead. What you gonna do you dildo?! Ya gonna pull out a magic wand out your ass and try to angrily masturbate away the tears?! Though I shouldn’t expect any different from an inbred shitstain who comes from a country that can’t tell the difference between a school and a shooting range! Go and cry about it you infant! And keep away from real children, I’m sure those restraining orders are still valid! I’m not even reading the dogshit you’re putting you clown. I’m here laughing my ass off at the how desperately you keep pulling any excuse out your ass to keep from admitting that you’re too mentally retarded to know the difference between fiction and real life. Now if you’re gonna keep trying to change the subject from your shame at being locked up in a home for victims of anal abuse then I’d suggest you also try and figure out how to correctly tell the difference between a school and a shooting range since none of the other morons from your nation seem to be able to tell them apart.

(WIP)