Goppalang

Goppalang is not necessarily a jokelang, but it's arcane grammar and cringe writing system make it seem like one.

Grammar
The word order is Object Verb Subject Other Change Descriptor. (Note: Descriptor just means adjective, while Change marks how much something changes or the consequences of it.)

The types are pretty simple, based on where they should go in the word order, but Subject and Object are just coalesced into "Thing".

Oh and if a word is both a Thing and Descriptor it's called a Being.

Oh and if a word is both a Being and a Verb it's called a Selection.

Oh and there's Other for when a certain usage of a word can't fit into any of the other types.

Only up to three words can conjugate, and they conjugate like WORD WORDWORDWORD WORD.

Loanwords are also written in Inuktitut, Brahmi, Arabic, Pig Latex (It's better if you don't know), or that one cypher Big Nate and his friends sometimes use to communicate, or oh uh stinky binky151 soviet russia NO USA HATE COMMUNISM YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! perfect you racial minority big chungus (where every word is written as oh uh stinky binky151 soviet russia NO USA HATE COMMUNISM YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! perfect you racial minority big chungus)

Punctuation
; goes where a comma would usually go

[] acts like parentheses.

<> acts like square brackets.

'' surrounds loanwords.

"" acts like quotes.

! acts like a period.

% acts like an exclamation mark.

$ indicates happiness and excitement.

Phonology
The sounds Goppalang are allowed to use are (In IPA):

G, O, P, A, L, N, G, K, J, U, T, I, E, M, F, P

Phonotactics
Each word can only be one syllable long, with consonant clusters that can only go up to two.

Each word must also not end with L.

Lexicon
And yes, the words are written in emojis, Goppa is just that cringe.

Examples
Bro, that's not food

ku, jam tigopne

😀; 😋 🟥🐈❌

I failed to give.

pa gopjam

👌 🐈😋!

I now speak Spanish.

spa tokgoppa

'ᔅᐸᓂᔅᕻ' 🙊🐈👌!

Hey player, new game+ is coming soon!

🧑 😃;🎮 🐀🐀%

Reggie gaming

oh uh stinky binky151 soviet russia NO USA HATE COMMUNISM YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!! perfect you racial minority big chungus 🎮

The sickness has spread!

🦠🦠🐱$