Sktk'wk

(Note: Both verb conjugations and noun declensions are noun declensions.)

I tried to contradict multiple linguistic universals and make strange sounds, while also making a language with an artificial history. Eventually, I ended up not contradicting all that many, honestly.

Phonotactics
In this language, all consonants are syllabic and they cannot be non-syllabic. This means that there are 14 possible syllables and all of them consist of a single consonant.

Grammar
It doesn't have any verbs. Relations between words are created using word modifiers, most (but not all) of which are cases and most (but not all) of which come before the word proper and are written separately. Both the head word and the word to which the action applies are declined, but in different ways. If there is an equal relationship, both are conjugated in the same way.

Numbers
The numbers consist of a base 4 system.

Normal Modifiers
(Assume Oblasts is someone's name.)

Animate Locative (both parties are animate) = H: dd O: dd dd statue dd death = The statue and death happened at the same general place.

Similative (shows two things are the same or similar)= H:tt O:tt tt Allayer tt person = Allayer is a person.

Inanimate Locative (one or more parties are inanimate [head]) = H: dt O: d't dt statue d't Allayer = Allayer was at/near the statue.

Genitive (both parties are separate) = H: fl O: fl fl dog fl Allayer = Allayer and the dog are connected. (The implication is that they know each other.)

Partitive (head is part of other) = H: pl O: p'l pl language speaker (community) p'l Allayer = Allayer speaks a language.

Before/After (shows what happened before and after some specific time, assumed to be the past) = H: pt O: p't pt language p't language speaker community = There was a language, then a language speaker community.

Modified/Modifier (modified is head)= H: wt O: w't w't happiness wt causation = The causation of happiness.

Allative-Dative(shows X going from Y to Z)= X: rr Y: rt Z: d't rr information rt book r't Allayer = The information goes from the book to Allayer.

Causative (the thing that caused it to happen is the head)= H:pw O:p'w pw man p'w hammer = There was a hammer because of the man OR The man causes something to happen using the word hammer.

Instrumental (the thing that is used is the head)= H:pw O:p'w pw man p'w hammer = The man uses the hammer to do something.

Other Modifiers
Name Marker (marks names or words without semantic value; between first and second letters): -ll- Imaginary (this is one of their noun classes; between fourth and fifth letters): -vr-

w't Allayed wt pl language speaker p'l Allayer = Allayer is part of the speaker community of the language called "Allayer".

pw Allayer w't p'w causation wt happiness = Allayer is responsible for the causation of happiness.

Words
rwptp = land d'tdp'p = language hrdrrt = speed rtflp = beauty (in real things) plp'll = reckless abandon lt'tfhr = non-attachment dhlwdl = valuable thing rfpr'p = person rpvrv = number ptvp't = the present

UNIVERSALS CONTRASTED SO FAR:
All languages have stops. All languages have either bilabials, fricatives or nasals. No language conjugates for both the head word and the affected word. All languages have some non-syllabic consonants. All languages have non-implied verbs.