User talk:Durelzo

Welcome
I saw you post a comment on that Frog Rock guy's discussion youtube page

You are the only person i've seen in that entire community who actually does conlanging

You are officially the most niche person i've ever seen

AndraDSM (talk) 20:10, May 30, 2017 (UTC) me

Kekish Dictionary?
Would you like to help me make a Kekish-dubbed Steamed Hams video? My friend and I will dub the video, but I was hoping you could help us write the script. scripts.php?tv-show=the-simpsons&episode=s07e21

Steamed Hams but in Kekish
(Work in Progress)

Chalmers: Seymour mim uval despite et sadiy

Seymour: Sultan Chalmers anha, mim amdey et are ready for u unforgettable luncheon

Chalmers: (moans)

Seymor: REEEEEE!!!! mim roast is ruined. But ke risdug mim were to purchase fast food and parshge it as my own cooking? kek kek kek kek, delightfully devilish Seymour.

Chalmers: Ke?

Seymor: Oh, Sultan Chalmers mim was, just stretching my calves on the window sill. Isometric exercise, care to join me?

Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming riy of et oven Seymour?

Seymor: Oh, kals na smoke, ket steam, steam ith the steamed clams we're having mmh steamed clams.

Sultan Chalmers I hope et are ready for miy watering hamburgers.

Chalmers: Mim thought we were having steamed clams

Seymour: No, I said steamed hams. That is what I call Hamburgers.

Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Seymour: Yes, it is a regional dialect

Chalmers: Really? What region?

Seymour: Kekistan

Chalmers: Really? Well I am from Kekstantinople and I've never heard the phrase steamed hams

Seymour: Na Kekstantnople na it is an Kekifornia expression.

Chalmer: I see

You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Seymour: Kek kek kek na, patented Skinner Burgers, old family recipe.

Chalmer: For Steamed Hams?

Seymour: Yes

Chalmer: Yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

Seymour: mim....uh....one thing I should....excuse me for a second

Chalmers: Of course

Seymour: Well that was wonderful good time was has by all I'm pooped.

Chalmer: yes i should be-good lord what is happening in there?!?

Seymour: Aurora Borealis

Chalmer: What? Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.

Seymour: Yes

Chalmer: May I see it?

Seymour:No

Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!

Seymour: No mother that is just the northern lights

Chalmers: Well Seymour you are an odd fellow but I will say, you steam a good ham

Mother: Help! REEE!!!!