Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It is currently a work in progress.

The name of Human in Human is "Siyo" meaning "The Language Of Humans".

Grammar
Human follows a SVO word order.

There is no set rules on where nouns and adjectives should go, but preferably the adjective should go after the noun.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Also questions like "aren't you dead?", or "are you not banned from that place?" are considered ungrammatical.

Phonotactics
Consonant clusters are not allowed.

Ñ cannot start a word.

Conjugations
The way words conjugate depends on two factors:


 * What place the words have in the word order
 * Is the conjugated word more than 3 syllables long

Let's say for example, you want to say "I'm a cat".

I is the subject, and cat is the object.

So it would be translated as "Mi niwi".

And also let's get a little more complex and try to say "I'm big chungus".

It would be translated as "Mi céné noci".

Alphabet and Pronunciation
Here is the alphabet along with the pronunciations and letter names (Letter names are how you refer to the letters when reciting the alphabet). (Note: The letters are formatted like this: "Letter (Pronunciation) (Letter Name)")

Adding a ! after a letter gives it more emphasis.

Alternate Writings Of Letters
ə is sometimes written as θ or é.

Þ is sometimes written as th or ff.

E is sometimes written as ó.

Ei sometimes written as á.

Dictionary
So = Sound, Noise

Ni = Animal, Beast, Any Sound Word Regarding Animals

Yo = Human, He Who, Any Third Person Pronoun
 * Niva = Life
 * Nivə = Plant
 * Nivo = Anthropomorphic Animal, UwU, OwO


 * Yoto = Leader
 * Yonosu = Midget, Small Person
 * Yonosuki = Obese Midget
 * Yomu = Community
 * Yomuva = Town
 * Yomuvə = State (As in "The 50 States")
 * Yomuvo = Country
 * Yomuvu = Continent
 * Yomuvi = Planet
 * Yomuve = Solar System
 * Yomuvei = Galaxy
 * Yomuvo yo = Babylon

Mi = Me, My

Te = Broadness Modifier

Wi = Sweet, Cute


 * Wiva = Zany, Wacky, Silly

Ke = Stuff


 * Kevo = Shit

Si = You, Your, Language, Hello, Yes, Speak, Hello, Word, Okay


 * Siva = Number
 * Sivé = Meaning
 * Nosivé = Nonsense
 * Sivo = Text

Po = Container, Holder

Xe = Sex


 * Xeva = Sexual, Sexy
 * Xevə = Inappropriate
 * Xevo = Private

V[a-ei] = Similar, -Like, Alternator Modifier

A = To, For, On, Really, Actually, Across, So


 * Ava = This, That

E = In-Between Modifier (Eno becomes something,

Mu = Many

Ra = Tool, Device


 * Rate = System
 * Rak!a = Computer
 * Rak!amu = Internet

No = No, Negation Modifier, Nothing, Void

K!a = Electricity, Thunder

Ci = Small


 * Nosu = Big
 * Suva = Unimportant
 * Nosuva = Important
 * Nosuku = The Irish compliment "Massive"

Ki = Oxymoron, Oxymoron Modifier (For example: Without Ki, Obese midget is "Yoci noci", but with Ki, Obese midget is "Yociki".)


 * Kiva = Tautology
 * Kivé = Fallacy

Ma = In, Place, Area, Location, Where


 * Matova = Prison, Jail

Da = Form


 * Dava = Costume, Disguise

Nu = New


 * Nuva = Modify, Change

To = Control, Lead


 * Tova = Punishment
 * Notova = Rehabilitation

N = Hmmm, Ummm, What, Question Modifier (For example: N ma is "Where")

Ku = Good, Make Good, Improve, Update


 * Noku = Bad, Ruin
 * Kuva = Interesting, Fascinating, Entertaining

E = Going To, Going, In The Opinion Of

Mo = Eat, Food, Edible, Taste


 * Mova = Divorce, Separate, Part (As in: Part your hair)
 * Novasa = Join
 * Movə = Kick [off], Eject, Launch
 * Movəte = Thrust, Lunge, Leap, Lurch, Jump

Pu = Plus, And

Wé = One, Single, Alone
 * Pusa = Or

Tu = Two, Duplicate, Clone, Double


 * Tuti = Blue
 * Notuti = An Umbrella Term For Extremely Unpleasant Colors
 * Kánotuti = Photosensitive Epilepsy
 * Tuva = Unity, Unite
 * Tuvé = Half
 * Tuvéte = Fraction

Fé = Four


 * Féti = Yellow

Tá = Eight


 * Táti = Purple, Pink

Sa = Sixteen


 * Sava = Twelve, Thirteen

Te = Thirty-Two


 * Tesa = Fifty

Se = Sixty-Four


 * Sesa = Stack, Pile, Tower

Me = Times A Hundred Modifier

Ti = Tint, Color

Ká = Disease, Illness

Su = Sense


 * Suva = See

Má = Motivated


 * Umá = Unmotivated
 * Máva = Inspired
 * Nomáva = Uninspired

So = Knowledge, Information


 * Soku = Truth
 * Nosoku = Lie

Po = Bum, Fart

Ra = Anything long and flexible, any thing stick-shaped

Ya = Haha, Joke, Funny, Comedy


 * Noyasa = Drama
 * Yate = Theater

Pe = Above, Super-


 * Nope = Below, Sub-

De = Drawing


 * Deci = Sketch
 * Dera = Drawing Tool
 * Derava = Paint
 * Deravé = Pencil

Ri = Show, Display

Na = If [previous] then


 * Nava = If

We = Occur, Event, Happen

Bi = Think, Mind, Believe

Ca = Room, Chamber

Mu = Art

Ma = Create


 * Noma = Destroy, Kill

Du = Need, Must

Examples
Meow meow meow, I'm a cat. Purr purr purr. kicks stuff off your table. Meow meow meow. tweets inappropriate things on the Internet. Nyaaaa 🥺🥺🥺. starts a political revolution. Meow look how cute I am 🥺. gets arrested for killing capitalism. I'm just a silly cat 🐱

Ni ni ni, mi niwi. Ni ni ni. ki ke sipo. Ni ni ni. Tawet yoxevə a rak!amu. Niiiii 🥺🥺🥺. Nuva nivato. Ni miwi 🥺. E matova a mote ratexe. Mi niwiþəva.

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.

N ava ke? Fizi mi suva ava nosivé nomáva po-nosoku raxe-tuvé yo no. Ava noya. Ava no sivonope. Ava noya. Ava deci ri ke ukeva nava yo we ami. Mi bi ava ukeva nava mi suva yo awe a ca, pu ava yOmAmU bi yo du a dene derava mikosof(WIP)

Garfield is just an obese midget in a fursuit.

Gafid yociki ne davanivo.

This is fucking hilarious! Obviously you either were molested as a child, dropped several times as a baby, or you’re just braindead. What you gonna do you dildo?! Ya gonna pull out a magic wand out your ass and try to angrily masturbate away the tears?! Though I shouldn’t expect any different from an inbred shitstain who comes from a country that can’t tell the difference between a school and a shooting range! Go and cry about it you infant! And keep away from real children, I’m sure those restraining orders are still valid! I’m not even reading the dogshit you’re putting you clown. I’m here laughing my ass off at the how desperately you keep pulling any excuse out your ass to keep from admitting that you’re too mentally retarded to know the difference between fiction and real life. Now if you’re gonna keep trying to change the subject from your shame at being locked up in a home for victims of anal abuse then I’d suggest you also try and figure out how to correctly tell the difference between a school and a shooting range since none of the other morons from your nation seem to be able to tell them apart.

(WIP)

Lessons
Lessons will be on the way.