User talk:The Kaufman

Thank you so much for following my conlang!!!!!!! you are too kind. ;)

Pat5005 (talk) 23:28, May 14, 2014 (UTC)Patrick

Insults on the wall of your house
Your goat is only half as hairy as Osswix's and your father has a womanly bosom. I cringe at the sound of your sodomy with rocks. You cannot contain milk in your stomach so you expel it through the nose. The chocolate your significant other will bake for you shall have been mildly tampered with by inserting rock salt and tabletop grime. Your roof leaks every other Sunday. May the gods have mercy on you only on your every third prayer. Your house shall be defiled in 50 years with your masculine child marrying a homophobe lesbian. May your mustache only grow on one side. ~) The Elector, Darkness Immaculate 10:29, July 5, 2014 (UTC)

XD. Most would type a single word "ХУЙ". Whoops, I've already typed it. :3 This telegram was written by Tovarisch Isaac Kaufman (dossier/mail) on  10:50, July 5, 2014 (UTC)