Lakaló/Lacaló

Classification and Dialects
The idea is to make a really weird corruption of Spanish, "Lacaló" or "Lakaloh" (the name, not the lang) comes from the city of Seville, since is the capital of Andalusia, and Andalusia has a bias of being bad speakers or like using urban or casual register all the time.

Vowels
All vowels has a stressed version, marked with an acute: á é í ó ú. This stress is primary stress (líquido: fluid, liquido:I'm defeat (Something), liquidó:He has deafeted (Someone))

Coda m's or n's vanishes and nasilize vowels (cetro:scepter, centro:centre/center)

Vh means an aspirated, long, sudden release for the vowel, sometimes this is confused with stress (La caló / La caloh)

Phonotactics
Spanish has a [(C)(R)V(C)]-RRV(C), simplified, if you don't count anglisism

La caloh wants to be a (H)V, H=(C, (p,k,b,g,f)(l,r),x/ks/), there isn't any coda often.

Sound Changes

 * non clustered l become r
 * VdV becomes V́
 * Seseo
 * Deafrication (ch pronounced like sh)
 *  is pronounced , (If you pronounce'em in the first place)
 *  pronounced like  is written 

Determinates & Pronous
Neuter Gender is use for some adjectives, since they can change gender but none nouns are neuter, also masculine plural serves as all genders

Nouns
Also Neuter gender is for epicene or nongender-marked nouns

Verbs
Verbs are divided in three conjugations: -ar, -er, -ir. To conjugate'em, take out their end