26th century American

History
After the fall of many of the 21st & 22nd century powers, continuing protectionism, isolationism, and opposition to globalization in America shatters the English language. But with the openness, standardization, and cooperation of the 26 century upon them, the New North American Union (N.A.U.) has joined the ranks of most United Nations countries in their standard language: 24th century Academic English. But the everyday language of the new N.A.U. is the unwritten ʔõɽ̃ekɨɽɜ̃mɨʔ mɜʁɨkɜ̃, otherwise known as sɭɜ̃n.

Dialects

 * Northern:
 * Southern: northern /a/ merges with /ɛ/, northern /ɜ/ lowers to [ä] (but /ɜ̃/ becomes [ɪ̃]), /ũ/ becomes [ʊ̃], northern /ɨ/ tends toward [ɪ], northern monophthong /e/ breaks into [eɪ], word-final /v/, /z/, /ʒ/ devoice, and /ʁ/ can occur word-initially.

Consonants

 * /ɽ/, /ɽ̃/, & /ʁ/ don't occur initially except in loanwords.

Vowels

 * Vowels are nasalized before /m/, /n/, or /ɽ̃/.
 * Diphthongs are /eʊ/, /aɛ/, & /oɛ/.

Numbers
nõmpɨ:

Directions
hɛtnu tɨʁɜʔʃɜ̃:
 * In compounds, sɜ̃ɽ̃ becomes sɜ̃nʃu.

Seasons
sezɜ̃:
 * sʁɛ̃n: Spring
 * sõmɨ: Summer
 * fɛɭ: Fall/Autumn
 * wɛ̃ɽ̃ɨ: Winter

Kinship
fẽnɭe mɜ̃mpihɨ or woɭʊɽɨvz:
 * fɜʁɜ̃ʔ: parent
 * fɜʁɜ̃ts: parents
 * mãm: mother
 * tet: dad
 * sɛpɭʊ̃nz: siblings
 * sɛstɨ/sɛs: sister/sis
 * pʁɨɽɨ/pʁu: brother/bro
 * kʁẽmpɜʁɜ̃ts: grandparents
 * kʁẽmp(s): grandpa
 * kʁẽm(i): grandma
 * ʔõnku: uncle
 * ʔẽnʔ: aunt
 * hozɜ̃: cousin
 * nɛpɭʊ̃nz: niblings
 * nis: niece
 * nɜfu: nephew
 * ʔɛ̃nɭaz: in-laws

Example texts
Northern: ʔɛɭ ʃṹmɜ̃ pãn wɛf fʁéɽũ ʔɜ̃ ʔehwɛ́ɭɨɽe ʔɜ̃ wɛf tɛ́knɨɽe ʔɜ̃ ʔɛɭ neʈuʁɛ́ʔ. ti wɨz kɛ́vɜ̃ sɜ̃ns ɜ̃ ɭaɽ maʁuhút ɜ̃ ti ʃʊt sɛ́pɭʊ̃nɭe sɨ ʔeʈóɽɨ.

Southern: ʔɛɭ ʃʊ̃́mɪ̃ pɛ̃n wɛf fʁéɪɽʊ̃ ʔɪ̃ ʔeɪhwɛ́ɭɪɽe ʔɪ̃ wɛf tɛ́knɪɽeɪ ʔɪ̃ ʔɛɭ neʈuʁɛ́ʔ. ti wɪs kɛ́vɪ̃ sä̃ns ɪ̃ ɭɛɽ mɛʁuhút ɪ̃ ti ʃʊt sɛ́pɭʊ̃nɭeɪ sɪ ʔeɪʈóɽɪ.

Ad hoc writing: All Humens born wif freedem an equality an wif dignity an all naturalrights. Dey was given sens an lott moralhodes an dey should siblinly so eachoder.

in.pl human be.born with freedom and equality and with dignity and in.pl right / 3.nom be.pst give-pass.part common.sense and aug.ex.pl moral.code and 3.nom should sibling-adv to recip /

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood. (Article 1 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights)