Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It is currently a work in progress.

Writing System and Pronunciation
The writing system is Latin.

Human also has 22 letters, with it's alphabet just being the English alphabet minus Q, X, Y, C, and L because I said so.

C = Like the highlighted letters in "An expansive chamber filled with nothing but a single Funko Pop."

A = Like the highlighted letter in "Back in business after our ribs made someone choke to death!"

Ae = Like the highlighted letters in "Oi!"

Ao = Like the highlighted letters in "Mao Zedong."

E = Like the highlighted letter in "Radioactive ninja rats. Anyways..."

Ei = Like the highlighted letter in "Seriously, land owners LOVE eating babies."

Eo = Like the highlighted letters in "Australia is filled with thousands of Barack Obama clones."

I = Like the highlighted letters in "My hovercraft is full of eels."

O = Like the highlighted letter in "Okay, maybe don't fill the contraption with mashed potatoes."

U = Like the highlighted letter in "UwU"

Ue = Like the highlighted letter in "Instance"

Consonant clusters are not really pronounced like how they look, Vc is not pronounced like Vc, but rather like V-uh-c

Also adding a tilde diacritic makes it nasal.

Grammar
Due to its extremely low number of words and with those words communicating quite simple concepts, Human's grammar is incredibly dumbed down and comparable to even Toki Pona where "Fruit is tasty, but bugs are not" becomes "Fruit good food, many bug bad food".

Human follows a free word system.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Also, adjective follows word, like in Spanish.

Also questions like "aren't you dead?", or "are you not banned from that place?" are considered ungrammatical.

Phonotactics
H can never end a word.

Writing Foreign Words
Words like "Nerf" or "Morbius" can simply not be translated, so to mark foreign they are surrounded with a ", which is pronounced as a tongue click. Not be confused with quotation marks, which are written as =.

Punctuation
Human has no punctuation, because punctuation is for nerds and we should leave it the reader to decide when to breathe.

Vowels
Note: These definitions of what vowels do do not apply to words marked as number words, see the number word's number list below them to see what these vowels do to them.

A = Containing, With ___ Inside

Ae = The Middle Ground Between Opposite And Same

Ao = Similar, Other

E = Modifier (For example: One + e becomes First and Dance + e becomes Dancer and Plus becomes Multiplied By)

Ei = More

Eo = Plus, And, Including, With

I = Many, Much, Big

O = Minus, Without

U = Not, The Opposite Of

Ue = Broadness Modifier (For example: Wheat + Ue becomes Plant and Wheatue + Ue becomes Food and Monkey becomes Animal)

Consonants
Number words are marked with a *N after their definition.

N = Number *N

Na = Zero

Nae = One

Nao = Two

Ne = Three

Nei = Four

Neo = Five

Ni = Ten

No = Hundred

Nu = Thousand

Nue = Million

Nã = Billion

B = Happy, Smile, Red, Orange, Pink, Comforting Warmness, Good

D = Wheat, Yellow, Bright, Light

M = Monkey, Ape

S = Thing, Unknown, Object

T = Time, When (When not used for a question) *N

Ta = Before Time

Tae = Past

Tao = Near Past

Te = Present

Tei = Near Future

Teo = Future

Ti = Forever

To = Unknown Time Period

Tu = Never

Tue = At The Same Time, Simultaneously

Tã = Randomly, Random

G = Speak, Word, Language, Hello, Tongue

M = Death

P = Person, Any third person pronoun

Z = Sound, Noise, Ear, Listen

C = Section, Verse, Chapter, Part

K = Question, What

R = Head, Skull, Brain, Thought

F = Building

J = Full, Full Of, Filled To The Brim With

H = Weird, Strange, Odd

V = Throw *N

Va = Desire, Want

Vae = Search, Look For, Locate, In, Location, Find

Vao = See, Eye

Ve = Bend Over, Crouch, Squat

Vei = Grab

Veo = Get Up, Rise, Recover

Vi = Bend Backwards, Charge

Vo = Snap Back, Right Before A Climax

Vu = Release, Climax

Vue = Travel Through Air, Fly

Vã = Land, Settle

"When He Died" by Lemon Demon, translated by El Pescado. (WIP)
[Cnae] ([Verse 1]) 

Tpm (When he died)

Pmufi jaopr (Turns out he left behind a mansion full of other people's skulls)

Sh, ptu vae pr, tpm (The odd thing is, they never found his own, when he died)

[Cnao] ([Verse 2])

Tpm (When he died)

He somehow left behind strange symbols on the floor beneath his corpse

Investigators said the wood was scorched, when he died

[Chorus 1]

When he died they found so many scorpions inside his lungs

When he died the statues of his missing children cried

What was later found to be his blood

[Verse 3]

When he died (On a dark and stormy night)

They telephoned his wife (Who reacted with delight)

But gradually her voice began to fade to nothing

And the Laughing Record played

The Laughing Record played

[Chorus 2]

When he died

They found a message etched into his spine

That said when he died an endless age of untold nightmares would be nigh

And the blood would make the seas run red

[Verse 4]

When he died (On a dark and stormy night)

A nearby shed caught fire (It simply caught alight)

And when they cleared the charred wood from the ground

Inside they found a painting of a clown (A creepy painting of a clown)

He'd painted it he was just a child

But scrawled upon the back was exactly when he died

[Outro]

When he died, when he died, when he died, when he died

Lessons
Lessons will be on the way once I find this language sufficient, but they are definitely still coming soon.