Every Slavic Language ever

Although I’m interested in languages, I am not a linguist, so I can’t fill in Phonology since I barely know anything about it.

Note: This is a meme language used for humorous purposes

Classification
Indo-European

Slavic

Lexicon
I heard of it before but IDK what’s that

Example text
Jedan (1), Dva (2), Tra (3), Chetri (4)

Šojpe čanka molić stunje moje mola rudiča miklov puna seni goru mirtrova naču leklam.