Endärs

Endars is gay, kate upton is where its at

^^^tru^^^

this is the endärs language. it is spoken on a planet called of drummer guy (new earth). it is spoken by at least 2.7 billion Jews, who hitler loved dearly. it was in a massive language family, but the other languages were very small so they died quickly or were absorbed by endärs. there are no people who speak this and only 2 genders. the person who made this is gay

Classification and Dialects
endärs is an inflective language. it has 3 main dialects: endë pré, ëléžöl, and éöænsk.

Phonotactics
all approximants can blend with any consonant.

all palatals can blend with any other letter.

trills must be after a vowel or at the beginning of a word.

ŋ must be last in a word unless there is a suffix involved.

ý is used for transliteration of / ii / (ɪː) of other languages.

ħ can begin a word, and can only be followed by /ɑ/ or /ə/ and can be after /e,uː,ɔː,ɑ,o,æ,ɛ/

the letters in parentheses are allophonic, so they only appear as allophones

the voiced retroflex lateral approximant is allophonic if /l/ is after the sequence /ħɑ/

Writing System
æ (æ), æ̈ (æː) and æ̨ (æ̃) are not letters in the alphabet, nor are the trills, aspirated letters, labialized letters, palatalized letters or ( ' ). they are sounds that are modified or borrowed from other languages. geminated letters are just two of the same letters next to each other unless otherwise mentioned

Nouns
person, place or thing, can be modified with the 15 cases and the prefixes and suffixes, and the 6 aspects

Verbs
actions, can be put onto nouns if needed, can be modified with the 15 cases and the prefixes and suffixes, and the 6 aspects

Syntax

 * 1)  If an adjective is before a noun, the endärs equivalent has the adjective AFTER the noun
 * 2)  If a verb is before a noun, it is after it in endärs
 * 3)  If a verb is after a noun, it remains the same
 * 4)  A pronoun that is after a noun is before it in endärs
 * 5)  An adverb after an adjective or verb is before it in endärs
 * 6)  Conjunctions, prepositions and interjections are the same as in english
 * 7)  Verbs come after prepositions in endärs

Lexicon
there are 15 cases, 6 aspects, and well over 2000 words, with a target of 100,000 words

Example text
téb! înhärný? (hi! how are you?)

nisärböl döväwtï. (this is endärs.)

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Swears

Dick- DîCk

Pussy- Yeet

Ass-Anal

Fuck Fack

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