Kekish

Kekish, also known as the Kekistani Langueage (English pronunciation: /kɛkɪʃ/, /kɛkɪsæni/; Kekish: Keks Avvah [kɛ̝ks.ä̝vːˈɑh]) is an Eastern Iranian language, distantly related to Pashto. It is spoken by the Kekistani people and is native language of Kekistan. Though the grammar retains many distinct features of Old Iranian, most of its lexicon has been supplanted by the latent powers of Meme Magic. Due to the historic oppression of Kekistan, Kekish has largely fallen out of use, but has seen intense revitalization efforts in recent days.