Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video.

It is currently a work of progress.

The name of Human in Human is "ma" meaning "Human Language", but only in an informal sense. Human's true formal name is "chora" meaning "Earth's Language".

Since Human is basically only ever written in Hangul, here's a link to a Hangul keyboard.

Grammar Rules
Human (also known as “ma”) is phonetic, so for example, let’s spell “xylophone” in Human.

It would be “ssyareufon” (zairuhphone) or “샬읔온” when written in Hangul which is Human’s main writing system.

What about the letters? Well let’s start with the simplest section, the consonants.

The consonants are as such: g, kk, n, d, tt, r, m, b, pp, s, r, ss, j, jj P, ch, T, K, h, and ng. I’ll only tell you the pronunciation of the ones where it may be hard to guess so:


 * kk = k
 * tt = t
 * pp = p
 * ss = z/sh
 * j = jam
 * jj = version
 * P = thorn
 * K = f
 * r  = r/L
 * T = the

And then there’s the vowels, which I will explain all of the pronunciations of:


 * a = ah
 * e = eh
 * i = bin
 * o = oh
 * u = oo
 * ya = ai
 * eo = au
 * yeo = ao
 * ae = and
 * eu = uh
 * ui = oi
 * oe = old
 * wi = ee
 * yae = ay
 * wa = ar
 * we = er

Also the word order is subject verb object.

And adjectives go before nouns.

There are no articles.

A syllable must not end with tt, pp, jj, or h. (other grammar rules can be broken to not break this)

Also when r is at the end of a syllable, it is always pronounced as "L".

If a letter is not in the phonology, substitute it with a letter which sounds close enough.

Grammar rules can be broken to prevent consonant clusters and vowel clusters, but don’t think that means consonant and vowel clusters are not allowed.

Then there’s multiplication rules where eueueu becomes deu.

Also the syllable dikk is never allowed, don't ask why.

Punctuation
. = Full Stop, Calmness, Sternness

? = Sarcastic, Lying

! = Rage, Anger, Scared (High Energy), Exclamation

, = Listing

,,, = And some other stuff

~ = “Extends” a sound (a becomes aaaaa)

… = Confused, Bored, Scared (Low Energy), Mortified, Having No Words

\ = Cut Off, Killed Mid Sentence

< = Teaching, Rambling

> = Complaining, Infuriated, Upset

_ = Next Section

<> = Surrounds loanwords

Lexicon
a = Language, Speech, Hello, Activate, You, Your, Open, Of, And, [Going] [To]

m = Human, Person, He Who, Any Third Person Pronoun

r = Location, Area, In, At

o/ch = No, Not, Nothing, Zero, Aether

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Trivia
The sounds of wi and i were originally swapped, but I changed them to how they are now because I wanted to decide what sounds the symbols make in an upcoming writing system, so I asked my mother by showing her English vowels and asking her "what sound they made".

I scrapped her recommendations, but I decided to apply it to this language.