Zevese

Classification and Dialects
Zevese is a Germanic Language with some Romance words and grammar.

Phonology
Consonants

Vowels

Writing System
The letter Y is used sometimes if you can't use the acute accent.

Grammar
Nouns

All nouns in Zevese end with A.

Verbs

All nouns in Zevese end with U and one of 5 suffixes: D́ (past), Ń

(present), V (future), F (forever), and K (command)

Adjectives

All adjectives in Zevese end with I.

Example
 First lines of Friends (Uni linax d-Amigax) 

Zevese

Monica: N-faluny! Mela uf a ja tabaluf v!

Joey: Wa uny datemuny mela! Goyti eqi m-mela.

Chandler: Joey, sipatuk. Mela g-humpa? G-humpa i g-wiga?

Phoebe: Mela comuf tcaka? Poki ja n-keduny fela ecpixuv ja ecpixudy v-Cala.

Monica: Ax, relacuk. N-datema. Uv dwa pesax comuny dineda i n-sexuv.

Chandler: Somuny datema t-ja.

Original English

Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? Just cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl.

Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

Translation (literal)

Monica: Nothing to say! He is guy I work with!

Joey: You are dating him! Got error in him!

Chandler: Joey, be nice. He has a hump? Has a hump and has a wig?

Phoebe: He eats chalk? Because I not want her to experience I experienced with Carl.

Monica: Everybody, relax. Not date. Will be two people eating dinner and will not have sex.

Chandler: Sounding like date to me.