User blog:The Kaufman/Germanic challenge - Relay

Below are the rules and the order of the relay for the Germanic challenge. The text will be <100 words long. Not much more to say.

Rules: Good hunting, bandits.
 * Everyone is given 2 weeks to translate the text, including me.
 * Send the text to the participant that follows you as soon as you finish, no need to wait the 2 weeks.
 * Send your texts AND the English translations of your predecessor's texts to me, either by the time you finish or by the time the relay ends.
 * Everyone must send the text privately, e.g. by e-mail. Speaking of which, mine is derkoyfman at gmail dot com, at and dot replaced by appropriate symbols. Send a test e-mail to me ASAP.
 * Every participant must send the text (translated to their conlang) to the participant that follows them.
 * Translate the texts to English first, for reason see rule 3.
 * Last one, you may ask me, COA, or whoever precedes you if you don't understand something. Don't ask for full text translations, though.