Qal29a';%*(32s27jdlaodoiqxqx12t!

General Info
Qal29a';%*(32s27jdlaodoiqxqx12t! (often shortened to Qal29) is a language spoken in the deep wildernesses of Listenbourg Mars Colony. It is based on the philosophy of being a joke.

It is spoken by a race of sentient dishrags with mouths and body organs and stuff.

There are a number of ways to express your feelings in Qal29. Some of which are:

Speaking loudly

Singing to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama

and

Speaking while eating

Tones
Vowels can have 6 tones:


 * 1) Squeaky
 * 2) Star Spangled Banner
 * 3) Too high
 * 4) darth vader
 * 5) Asphyxiating
 * 6) Sweet Home Alabama

Nouns
Nouns are marked for sussiness and america levels as well as three genders:


 * 1) uwu
 * 2) OwO
 * 3) owu

Verbs
No verbs

Just no verbs

Syntax
What even does dis mean