Qaméo

Qaméo is a personal language I created with the idea of conveying as much information as one could want to convey, without having a phonemic inventory with too many phonemes. There are many ways to say a sentence and it is up to the speaker to say however much he or she is willing to say. For example, you could say: "John didn't go to the store yesterday, like I had asked him to, which makes me very upset." or you can just say "John didn't go to the store like I had asked." It is preferable to me to always state your opinion on something when speaking in Qaméo. For example: "Let's go [assertive]!" is better than "Let's go!" because it's too context-sensitive. I'd imagine if there were speakers of Qaméo they would be very confused by our langauges, or perhaps just speak like the Elcor from Mass Effect. Languages such as Japanese where you can completely omit key parts of a sentence because the other person can gather what you are saying from context would probably be heavily-infuriating for Qama or whatever they would be called (probably not Qama, that sounds a bit odd to me).

Classification
This is a personal language, so don't get in a tizzy when I get a bit jokey in here. I can also go full-on David Attenborough too if I feel like it. After all, once I'm done with it this conlang will be wonderful alright.

This will contain both reasons why I picked different things and also explanations of them because the terms I use may not be 100% correct.

Consonants
I mostly picked these consonants because they sound cool to me and I don't think they get enough love, so don't blame me for the chart looking weird. Well, actually, you probably should blame me. It would be weird to go down the street yelling at strangers about a random conlang you read about online this one time. Fun fact: my retroflex fricatives were originally palatal but they looked disgusting being nestled in with those non-sibilants so I moved them over one column. I considered replacing /x/ with /h/ so that I could remove the velar column but then you wouldn't sound like you are trying to swallow your own tongue 75% of the time. I did remove the pharyngeal fricative though. I also considered replacing /r/ with /ɻ/ or /ɹ/ because he looks very lonely in his own trill row, but I decided against it because I want my language to have at least some sort of aesthetics (I don't like the sound very much, no).

When /g/ comes after a nasal it becomes /ɠ/. Yeah, it's that kind of language. This pronunciation is optional, but I like it. I also considered adding ejectives or clicks momentarily, but I decided against it. I'm not really that kind of conlanger.

Vowels
I was originally going to go for a 3 vowel system, but I decided against it because I really love vowels. At the same time, I also think it goes against Qaméo's aesthetic. Neverthelss, I still have /ɛ/ and /ə/ as allophones of /e/ and /ä/ so at least I have some variation.

I miss my /ø/ :(

So I added diphthongs! I'll probably pronounce + [vowel] as /w/ + [vowel] and  + [vowel] as /j/ when speaking fast but try to pronounce them all separately except these:

 > /aj/ (can also be written as )

 > /aw/ (can also be written as )

 > /ø/ I got my /ø/ back! :)

 > /oj/ (can also be written as )

 > /ɥi/ (it's hard for me not to pronounce it this way)

I was going to make  into /y/ but I decided against it, because then I'd just want to put umlauts on ü and ö. I don't want to put my children through that horrible fashion trend. They deserve better.

Phonotactics
(C)²V(V)(C)² and no geminates because I cannot consistently pronounce them correctly. I'll allow any consonant/vowel to go anywhere in theory but if it's too hard for me to pronounce, I probably won't make it a word. Except . He has to be in his own corner. Bad boy. Also vowels merge into each other unless they're diphthongs because /beɛ/ sounds dumb to me.

Writing System
The dot is supposed to represent frictivisation (which is probably not a word). It also makes a streamlined single-diacritic system. Except acute diacritics, which I use to denote stress when it may be vague. I used  in the digraphs because y not I couldn't find a phoneme to represent it instead. I mean, I could use  for /dʐ/ instead, but then it would be less uniform.  + dot = /tʂ/ but  + dot = NOTHING. I don't like it, even if it looks terrible. I might sometimes write <ḍ> as  instead because it looks less ugly or if I am referencing older documents pertaining to Qaméo (as in older than a week ago from 1 July 2018).

If you can't write <q̇> for some reason you weirdo, you can write anything with a dot above/below it with an <h> beside it instead, since <h> can't appear after another consonant.

Example: <qh> for /qχ/.

Hey, it's better than the Klingon romanisation at least. I mean, if you really want to make anybody who reads your sentences' eyes bleed, you can go ahead and write <Q> for /qχ/ you bloody psychopath, you.

You might be wondering where /t̪θ/ is, or maybe just wondering why the hell I picked that phone at all, but I just write it as <tṭ> usually. I mean, you could go with <ty> but it's kind-of misleading in my opinion. I would probably read it as some form of /tɕ/ or something.

Nouns
There are 3 or 4 genders in Qaméo, depending on how you view the world. The gender of a noun may or may not line up with the meaning of its gender, as genders are mostly for.

1st Gender - "Masculine/Animate"
This classification is for "things which are perceived to be active, as opposed to be inactive", or things that are currently alive. This classification can also be used to dehumanise a person, implicating that they are an "animal" or a "monster". This should only be used if you want to really emphasise that somebody did something you perceive to be inhuman, as opposed to the more colloquial usage where people say "he's a maniac" when they actually mean "he's kind-of eccentric".

Note: The terminology "Masculine/Animate" does not apply to male humans, even if they are both masculine and animate.

2nd Gender - "Feminine/Inanimate"
This classification is for "things which are perceived to be inactive, as opposed to active", or things which are neither alive nor dead. Even though it may not seem so, trees are actually alive so they take the 1st gender, but, no matter how much you love your imaginary girlfriend, most people will refer to her as 2nd gender as opposed to 3rd gender. Sorry!

Note: The terminology "Feminine/Inanimate" does not apply to female humans. That's just mean :)

3rd Gender - "People"
This classification is for things which either are people or we want to prescribe personhood to. My mother would use these pronouns when referring to her car or dog, but I would use the 2nd gender and 1st gender instead, because that's just creepy to me. Some people may use this pronoun to

4th Gender - "Things that were once Animate but are no longer"
I like this gender because it can act as a softener by implying that someone is dead, as opposed to outright saying it, but not as vague as a statement such as "he was a great friend". It can also be insulting in two ways: when applied to Animate nouns, it implies that they are lame, or it can be used to offend people who are very much alive, which is kind-of funny to me. The same thing can be done by just applying the Inanimate classifier as well, so this gender is not 100% necessary. It just seems too blunt to me to address an Animate-class noun with a 2nd-class pronoun.

And finally a big table for all of that: I considered adding a 5th gender for "concepts or ideas only found within the mind", but I ran out of vowels. I guess you could go for -oi- and -ue- if you want, though. Hm. I kind-of like that actually... Yeah, screw it.

5th Gender - "Concepts or ideas (only found within the mind)"
Remember my example with your imaginary girlfriend? Yeah... This gender can also be used to insult people in other ways, such as telling communists "your idea will never work" in as few words as possible doi komiroi [the communists]''. Don't take me as one-sidedly political, tell the fascists what you think of sa esa due imue! ''[their "idea"] There we go. Saved myself there. What other purpose would this have except for insulting people... Maybe some sort of conspiracy theory, or use in psychology... Hm. How about this also refer to concepts in general, such as "love", "peace" and "humour". Kind-of cynical, though, as if it implies peace is only within the mind and that war and violence is inevitable... Hm. Not like it's wrong or anything... I'll allow it.

Pronouns
The "i" and "x" refer to inclusive and exclusive versions of the pronoun respectively. I find the idea neat and very useful in 65% of all uses of "we" or "you".

You can mix gender up to, just in case you want to remind someone what gender they are or something I guess. You would just change the final vowel of the word to reflect their gender. In this way, I guess you could refer to yourself as an idea if you really wanted to with. Even if you are announcing breaking up your band, I don't think this will go over too well.

Demonstratives
There are a couple more than there are in English: Of course they decline with gender too. You can also add qualities onto the demonstratives and other nouns (though they are different). Examples: I don't know why you'd be angry at seeing a lot of tacos, maybe they killed your father or something.
 * ṣio – indicates something which is close to the speaker but is distant from the listener (proximal) "this"
 * żiu – indicates something which is close to the listener but is far away from the speaker (distal) "that"
 * ċe – indicates something which is close to both the listener and the speaker (medial) "this here"
 * ḍie – indicates something which is far away from both speaker and listener (lateral) "that over there"
 * -ḷ – denotes that you find something "good"
 * -r – denotes that you find something "bad"
 * -n- – basically means "lots of".
 * Ḍineḷ takoi vuṣa! "Look at all of those tacos over there! [Happy]"
 * Ḍiner takoi vuṣa! "Look at all of those tacos over there! [Angry]"

For nouns and verbs:

(-)k- – shows "detest" or "disgust". If the word starts with a vowel, the k is placed after it. If it starts with a consonant, the k is placed before the consonant. Example: ate => akte, ṣate => kṣate. If the word starts with a k, place it after the following consonant/vowel. kate => kakte.

(-)ċu- – shows "amiability" or "trust". It acts like the negative modifier (-)k-

reduplication of the first syllable – denotes "worrying", "light fear" or "suspiciousness", as if one was stuttering lightly. You can do this multiple times to increase the degree of whatever emotion you are trying to convey. Example: qóteg (monster) => qoqóteg (scary monster) => qoqoqóteg (very scary monster). igyom (motive) => igyigyom (I am suspicious of your motives) => igyigyigyom (this is extremely suspicious).

reduplication of the final syllable – emphasises plurality without needing the plural indicator. qoteg (a monster) => qotegteg ([the] monsters) or qoteger (monsters)''. ''The only real difference is in the subtleties. It's not like the definite marker -n/-rn which literally would mean "the monster", it's more specifying a specific type of monster as opposed to referring to a monster that was already spoken of. For example, if you were talking about a specific monster under your bed, you would use the definite marker, while if you were just saying "the monsters" and are implying the ones that are under your bed or in your closet (especially if they are in the same one) reduplication would be emphasising the s in monsters  as in "oh no there's more than one of them!" without needing to add on the definite marker (as if you were trying to avoid directly invoking them). Though, you can do that too: qotegtegen  would be akin to something like "THE MONSTERS", as in you are talking to somebody who doesn't really get why you are scared to sleep in your bed at night.

Case
There are either 11 or 13 grammatical cases in Qaméo depending on how you want to think about it. The language is only Ergative-Absolutive in the non-aorist aspect or in the past tense, when it is Nominative-Accusative. Some cases are marked with particles which follow the noun, some with affixes (prefixes or suffixes). I considered making the alignment Transitive at first, but I think this is less confusing for other people.
 * 1) Ergative – marks the agent of a transitive verb
 * 2) Absolutive – marks the subject of an intransitive verb and the patient of a transitive verb
 * 3) Nominative – marks the agent of a transitive verb and the subject of an intransitive verb
 * 4) Accusative – marks the patient (direct object) of a transitive verb
 * 5) Genitive – marks ownership
 * 6) Dative – marks the indirect object of a sentence
 * 7) Locative – marks movement or location
 * 8) Instrumental – indicates that the affixed noun was used on the patient of the sentence
 * 9) Causal – indicates that the affixed noun caused the verb to occur
 * 10) Benefactive – shows that the affixed noun benefits from either the verb or the topic, or at least that's what the speaker thinks
 * 11) Sociative – "together with"
 * 12) Partitive – "some of" or "a bit of"
 * 13) Vocative – used when addressing someone directly. Usually paired with the honourific o- which just shows respect to someone/something

The plural is marked with a -[vowel]r. Particles do not decline. So a word like ekóma would be ekómajr in the vocative plural, while ekok would be ekókorja. The phrase "I did it so you didn't have to" would be hopa quo kiómo le (NOM-1s BEN DO-1s AORIST). If you're curious, "I was sleeping" is hopa mwímo ja (NOM-1s SLEEP-1s PERF). The phrase "I hit her and I regretted it" is pahya se rjamuru (I-ERG 2s-ABS [regret]-HIT.ANTPST), though pahya se rjamu le is also acceptable. Well, I mean neither are acceptable, but I just mean grammatically acceptable. Linguistics doesn't govern morality.

Example text
"Eels don't make for good formal clothing!" – (ho-pa) k-ṣate mu.r m-kio-to-e [NOM-I [NEGATIVE]-FORMAL_CLOTHING EEL.PL [ANGER]-NEG-DO-3s-STAT]. Kṣáte mur mkiótoe! /ˈkʂätɛ mur mkiˈo.tø/

"I think that eels don't make for good formal clothing" – (ho-pa) k-ṣate mu.r kioto -mu-qa-qat-(t)o-ar [NOM-I [NEGATIVE]-FORMAL_CLOTHING EEL.PL DO-3s [WORRY]-THINK-1s.CONT]. Kṣáte mur kio qaqátomar. /ˈkʂätɛ mur ˈkio qäˈqätoˌmar/