Human

Human is a minimalist auxiliary language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It was created to be simple enough for toddlers to understand it.

The auxillariality is taken absurdly seriously, with an extremely limited alphabet, to make sure absolutely everyone can pronounce this conlang, even the Japanese and Chinese.

It uses Latin usually, but you can type its logographic script through the use of Emojis, like the Tokiponido auxlang known as Toki Ma. For more information about the logography, check out the dedicated logography section which obviously, gives you more information about the logography system.

Pronunciation
Here's the alphabet for Human:

K, N, T, M, S, P, B, ŋ, ʧ, A, I, U, O, E, ʌ, H, D

Note that like Toki Pona, Human is basically the IPA.

For more information:

A = Ah

I = Ee

U = Oo

O = Oh

E = Eh

ʌ = Uh

ŋ = Ng

ʧ = Ch

Here are the special characters so you can more easily copy and paste them: ŋʧʌ

Grammar
Due to its extremely low number of words and with those words communicating quite simple concepts, Human's grammar is incredibly dumbed down and comparable to even Toki Pona where "Fruit is tasty, but bugs are not" becomes "Fruit good food, many bug bad food".

Human follows an SVO system. An example of the SVO system in action is basically, every language. For example, in English, it's "I love shoving my toothbrush down my throat until I gag", not "I shoving my toothbrush down my throat until I gag love".

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Also, adjective follows word, like in Spanish.

Also questions like "aren't you dead?", or "are you not banned from that place?" are considered ungrammatical.

Phonotactics
In Human, there can be vowel or consonants clusters, period.

ŋ cannot begin a word.

H cannot end a word.

What is a "Blep"
Blep are the tiny combinations of consonant and vowel which are combined to make a single word. Let's make a little example to show how Bleps are conjugated:

Let's say you have to translate the words "I certified you".

Then you say "Mi su pana", literally "I make you real".

Lexicon
Blep Count: 25 (in this lexicon) :Counting last ended at Nu:

ENGLISH - HUMAN LATIN - HUMAN LOGOGRAPHY - NOTES ABOUT WORD

Actually, Genuinely, Enhance, Enhancer, Definite, Important, Real, Intense, Trust Me, Really - Na -😲- Derived from Spanish and especially Esperanto "La".

Make (in any context), Create, Build, Fix - Pa -🔨- Derived from Toki Pona "Pali".

Water, Liquid, Splash, Wet - Te -💧- Derived from the Toki Pona "Telo".

Enthusiast, Appreciator, Fan (Informal), Devotee, In The Opinion Of - To -🎤- Derived from Oonlang "Enth".

You, Your, Eye, See - Su -👁- Derived from English "See" and Toki Pona "Sina".

Good, Sun, Oon, Bright, Orange, Yellow - Po -🌞- Derived from Toki Pona "Pona"

No, Not, The Opposite Of - No - ❌ - Derived from English and specially Spanish "No".

Limb, One - Ni - 🦵 - Derived from English "Limb".

Me, My, Up, High, Rise, Three Zeroes - Mi - ☝ - Derived from English and especially Toki Pona "Mi".

They, Their, Many, At Least - ʧa - 👥 - Okay, this one is just completely made up.

Word, Tongue, Throat, Mouth, Yes, Say, Speak - A - 👅 - Say "ahhh".

And, Plus, Including, Including But Not Limited To - Pu - ➕ - Derived from English "Plus".

Section, Verse, Chapter, Part, Piece - Ka - 🤏 - Derived from Latin "Capitulum".

Mind, Remember, Brain, Head, Noggin, Think, Science, Eight - Si - 🧠 - Derived form Latin "Cerebrum".

Event, Happen, Occur, Special Day, Thirty One - Vo - 📆 - Derived from a mix of the Latin for "After" and "Eve".

Air, Gas, A period of time (especially an incredibly long one), Infinity - Hu - 💨 - Derived from the sound of blowing air.

Dead, Gone, Buried, Below, Hole, One Zero - Do - 🕳 - Derived from Irotsu "Do".

Walk, Fast, Speed, Move, Drive - Mu - 🚶‍♂️ - Derived from English "Move".

Alpha, On Top, Best, Two Zeroes - Hʌ - 🐺 - Derived from the ending two letters of "Alpha".

Boy - Bo - 👦 - Derived from Esperanto "Knabo"

Girl - Ki - 👧 - Derived from Esperanto "Knabino"

Dog - Ka - 🐶- Derived from Latin "Canis"

Gender - Bi - 🧒 - Just a mix of the words for Boy and Girl

What, Why, When - Ke - ❓ - Derived from Spanish "Qué"

Combination, Two, Unity - Nu - Derived from Elder Oonlang "Un"

We, Us, Our - So - Derived from Oonlang "-Os"

Lifetime Achievement by Lemon Demon, translated by QuirkyQwerty27. (Note: Work In Progress)
[Kani]

Tunatu sunani po (Die-hard fans adored your hands)

Tuʧa sua pu … «su» po (They loved your throat and, quote-unquote, "you")

Apo, si Miken Dackʌn? (Hey, remember Michael Jackson?)

Miken Dakʌn navo (Michael Jackson really happened)

Dena Eko Ana Dena (Delta Echo Alpha Delta) [Note: Alpha is not translated because it ruins the fact it is a unnitialism for dead.]

Mu fʌnopo hu (Walking on the moon forever)

[Chorus 1]

Sudo pudo, sudo (nopo) (You are dead, you are buried. You are dead (oh no))

That's being revised!

Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs

Synthesizing heart and soul

Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)

Won't she be surprised!

When we get your heart to start tomorrow

When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one

[Verse 2]

Bro, you look amazing!

Really put together

It's like you haven't aged a day

It's like we know what we're doing or something

You've been gone for way too long

Like half a year - an entire career for some

Good luck getting into Heaven

If you live past twenty-seven

Listen to the radiation

Put you back in circulation, oh no!

[Chorus 2]

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)

Oh, but you never died!

Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs

Synthesizing heart and soul Ain't no cemetery you can't shed (Oh no)

Ain't nowhere you can hide!

Don't be frightened of us

Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember

[Bridge]

This is your last ride ever, forever

Fill up your lungs - feel better?

Look - it's you, good as new

New hands, new throat, new living tissue

You earned this new purpose

Lifetime achievement award

[Verse 3]

Don't be nervous, baby

We put a billion eyes back on you

From the grave to the stage

You're unnatural, babe!

[Chorus 1]

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)

That's being revised!

Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs

Synthesizing heart and soul

Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)

Won't she be surprised!

When we get your heart to start tomorrow

When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one

(Oh no, oh no)

[Outro]

Due to my strong personal convictions

(Due to my strong personal convictions)

I wish to stress (I wish to stress)

That this record (That this record)

In no way endorses (In no way endorses)

A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)

Due to my strong personal convictions

(Due to my strong personal convictions)

I wish to stress (I wish to stress)

That this record (That this record)

In no way endorses (In no way endorses)

A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)

Due to my strong personal convictions

(Due to my strong personal convictions)

I wish to stress (I wish to stress)

That this record (That this record)

In no way endorses (In no way endorses)

A belief (A belief)

In the occult

Lessons
Lessons will be on the way once I find this language sufficient.