Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It is currently a work in progress.

Grammar
Human follows a free word order.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Also, adjective follows noun, like in Spanish.

Also questions like "aren't you dead?", or "are you not banned from that place?" are considered ungrammatical.

Pronunciation
Most of the letters are easy to guess the pronunciation of, but I'll tell you the pronunciations for vowels.

A = Ah

E = Eh

I = Ee

O = Oh

U = Oo

Diphthongs
Ai = Ai

Ea = Ei (Ae for English readers)

Uo = Wa

Ie = Oi

Ia = Ya

Au = Au

Ue = We

Ei = Ye

Uo = Wau

Ui = Wi

Uiie = Woi

Dictionary
X (Pronounced Ð/ð) = Person, He Who T = Language, Three, Speak, Speech, Word, Yes, Okay
 * Xi = Animal
 * Xiuk = Fish
 * Xiuke = Lizard
 * Xiukesem = Dinosaur
 * $x = Body Part
 * $xuset = Area of increased sensitivity to pain
 * $xf = Genitals
 * $xre = Mouth
 * $xfe = Butt

$ (Pronounced Sh) = Section, Part
 * Te = Conlang


 * $e = Chapter
 * $ei = Table Of Contents

I = Broadness Modifier

E = Alternator Modifier

M = Honey, Hello, Two
 * Mi = Sweet, Cute
 * Mim = Taste
 * Me = Half
 * Mie = Cute

R = Take, Acquire, Get
 * Re = Eat, Food
 * Rem = Kick [off], Throw, Part (As in "Moses parted the red sea"), Divorce
 * Ret = Destroy
 * Uret = Create
 * Rei = Consume

K = Fire, Four
 * Uk = Water
 * Ki = Warmness
 * Uki = Coldness

U = Not, The Opposite Of
 * Ue = The Middle Ground Between Opposite And Same Modifier
 * Ui = Reverse Broadness Modifier

S = Big
 * Se = Old
 * Sem = Important, Useful
 * Set = Strong, Powerful
 * Us = Small
 * Use = Young
 * Usem = Unimportant, Useless
 * Uset = Weak, Powerless
 * Ase = Old Person
 * Asesem = Parent

P = Container
 * Uip = Chest
 * Uipe = Treasure Chest
 * Pi = Thing, Object
 * Upi = Nothing, Void
 * Pim = Concept, Abstract
 * Umpi = Everything

F = Sex
 * Fe = Defecation
 * Fem = Urination
 * Fi = Sexual
 * Fim = Inappropriate
 * Fit = Private
 * Fuoe = Adultery
 * Fuoem = Casual Sex
 * Fik = Gender
 * Fike = Male
 * Fikem = Female
 * Fiket = Neuter
 * Fm = Intersex
 * Fikm = Bigender
 * Fikgemfik = Transgender

V = End C (Pronounced Ch) = Earth, Five
 * Uv = Start, Begin, Begin to
 * Vue = Change


 * Ci = Element
 * Cim = Planet
 * Cit = Place
 * Ce = Brown
 * Cei = Color
 * Cem = Red
 * Ucem = Blue
 * Umcem = Green

O = Good


 * Uo = Bad
 * Oe = Morally Good
 * Uoe = Morally Bad

G = Going To, Going, In The Opinion Of [Is Good]


 * Ge = For
 * Gem = To
 * Get = With, And

D = Machine


 * Di = Tool
 * Dim = System

V = Grain


 * Ve = Bread
 * Vi = Plant
 * Vie = Corn
 * Viee = Apple

Z = Schizophrenia

N = What, Question
 * Zi = Mental Illness
 * Zim = Crazy, Insane
 * Zime = Goofy, Wacky, Silly
 * Zit = Chaos
 * Uzit = Order, Control
 * Zie = Disability

J = Shape
 * Un = Because
 * Ni = Knowledge, Know
 * Nie = Truth, Real
 * Unie = Lie, Fake
 * Uni = I don't know


 * Je = Square
 * Jem = Circle
 * Jet = Triangle
 * Jek = Cylinder
 * Jec = Hole
 * Jekjec = Donut (The shape, the food is okay to be called V jek.)
 * Jei = Polygon

Examples
Note: Here's a tip on formatting your translations. First put the original in italics, then put the Human translation in regular font. And you can put little notes like comments in code and put them in this font to distinguish them from the untranslated text or translation.

I'm A Cat Part 2
''Meow meow meow, I'm a cat. Purr purr purr. kicks stuff off your table. Meow meow meow. tweets inappropriate things on the Internet. Nyaaaa 🥺🥺🥺. starts a political revolution. Meow look how cute I am 🥺. gets arrested for killing capitalism. I'm just a silly cat 🐱''

Meow meow meow, at aimi. Purr purr purr. Rim t art p. Meow meow meow. Tweet g fim. Nyaaaa 🥺🥺🥺. Vue auzit. Meow at mim🥺. At g cituo ge ret fitdim. At aimi zime.

The "on the internet" is removed because it is probably a tautology since the listener probably knows Twitter is on the internet.

Flamemaster Part 1
''your parents got divorced because your mom cheated with a disabled pansexual velociraptor with big ass acrylic nails it looks like an arsenal pro is gonna do a trick shot out of your left nostril and hit all of your nose hairs at once you have an IQ of 3 and when you took the test to see it you went "OMG FNF TRIPLE TROUBLE REFERENCE" you look like a raging gorilla mixed with your pet alcoholic fur fish that you feed paraplegic hamsters daily to you tried to become "Kirby Cato" by swallowing an irl street cat then got an Infection which made you look like a character from the cats movie mixed with shreks kids you fr use the sunglasses emojis and think you're cool even tho you text like a middle aged dad who tries to be cool with kids''

Art asesem rem un asesem fikem fuoem aiukesem zie fumpi get

Lessons
Lessons will be on the way once I find this language sufficient.