DeuP

Note that this conlang has an alternative English name, in which it is called "Daimish".

deuP (Pronounced d-uh-p) is a compact constructed language written in Hangeul. It's name translates to "deu language". And no, that's a weird way of saying "the language".

deu is one of the incredibly strange words in deuP which is extremely hard to express in a concise fashion in any other language. The only way I can really express it is:

Impossibly tightly knit, absurdly constrained but still flowing endlessly, at two points at once, messy yet clean, brilliant yet foolish.

deuP is currently a work in progress.

Classification and Dialects
deuP is a member of the language family "Irotsai".

Terminology
Words = The smallest unit of meaning in deuP.

Letters = deuP characters. (Ironically sometimes larger than words)

Word Combinations = Combinations of words in deuP.

Hyper-words = Used very rarely, but used to refer to clumps of letters.

Writing System
deuP is written in Hangul, so here's a keyboard for that.

Phonotactics
You can modify letters to avoid breaking the phonotactics.

You cannot end a letter with jj, pp, tt, or h.

You cannot start a letter with ng.

r is always pronounced l at the end of a letter. (Sorry, Asians)

Grammar
Word order is SVAN (Subject Verb Adjective Noun)

Word Multiplication
Cut is e

Cut tightness is sse

Cut tightness sleepily is jje

Punctuation
~ = "Extends" or "repeats" a sound or letter (a becomes aaaaaaa and he becomes heeeee (he can also become hehehehe))

! = High Energy Emotion, Outburst, Interruption

… = Having No Words, Extremely Low Energy Emotion, Mortified

. = Definite, Sure

_ = Regular sentence end

, = Listing, Teaching, Rambling, Colon

,,, = And some other stuff

/ = Submissiveness, Prayer, Low Energy Fear

% = Surprise

"" = Surrounds proper nouns and foreign words

[] = Like "" and ~ combined

? = Ironic, Sarcastic, Lying

' = Next Section

x = Marks an action or emphasizes certain words

Words
d/e > me, my, earth, ground, below, lower, small, contents, feature, detail, little, small, bottom, obedient, submissive, mixed with the opposite (b is animal, be is furry), pinch, tight, precise, aim, decide, choose, variety, idea, choice, decision, mind, head, brain, division, section, point, dot, chapter, verse, part, place, area, in, at, biome, unimportant, keep, maintain, refine, involve, include, square, rock, assistance, help, aid, one, single, alone, separate, appearance, design, form, show, visual, eye, see, contents, before, give, send, serve, flat surface, flat, hollow, empty, beginning, useless, brown, red, orange, rest, sleep, sleepy, still, internal, internalized, personality, book, document, record, writing, symbol, color, card, against, there, here, set, real, official, true, previous, cover, feet, will, must, shall, man, need, series, self, material

s/eu > strange, unnatural, supernatural [creature], bizarre, extraordinary, weird, not fitting, esoteric modifier (d is earth, deu is deu), misfit, eldritch, divine, deity, stupid, impossible, nonsense, insane, zany, magic, purple, what

P/a > you, your, air, high, large, clump [of], plenty [of], big, above, container, object, top, dominant, loosen, imprecise, broad, speech, language, hello, old, important, main, [going] [to], and, of, with, in the opinion of, two, here, there, this, that, spawn, current, summon, have, get, acquire, add, moving, move, movement, rise, ascend, up, oh, containing, energized, energy, full force, optimal, which is, more, yes, filled, good, play, game, powerful, really, very, useful, peak, apex, end, succeed, most, interface, menu, tactic, strategy, method, way, tool, -based, usage, interact, act, useful, use, system, control, head, but, only, for, basically, genuinely, so, call (as in "call a dog a horse"), on, white, receive, electricity, body, dear, thrust, color, colorful, by, via, woman, want, desire, insert, love (platonic), unity, contain, security, protection, please, request, suggestion, come here, play, fun, next, external, cover, face

b/wa > animal, creature, being, four, organic, natural

ch/o > no, not, nothing, zero, or, void, negative, minus, or the opposite, black, dark

ng/yeo/jj > sweet, innocent, cute, young, child, honey, new, three, luck, lucky

r/wi > love (non-platonic)

ss/u > water, blue, liquid, wet, clean, drink, liquid, circle, both, sad, sadness, sleek, wise, wisdom, knowledge, two, reply, soft, gentle, teach, know, learn, train, science

m/yae > normal, average, ordinary, basic, common, generic, similar, relative, medium, any third person pronoun, thing, five, attempt, attempted, possibly, approximately, near, around, medium, tilt, can, ability, possible, he who, some, gray, beige, person

n/ui > art, culture, fun, number, status, condition

j/eo > audio, sound, volume, sensation, feeling, emotion, broadening modifier (b is animal, beo is life), music

K/i > time, when, ten, age

T/ya > combat, fight, conflict, contradiction, oppose, battle

Word Combinations
deu = impossibly tightly knit, absurdly constrained but still flowing endlessly, at two points at once, messy yet clean, brilliant yet foolish.

chaP = too much

chad = too little

chu = line, stick, any thing stick-shaped, fire, explosion, hot, boil, snap (both meanings), sun, day

cha = bad, broken, suboptimal, injured, rage, anger, destroy, cut, break

ssu = shower, bath, Vaporeon

ssass = clean water, potable, potable water

Pa = amazing, awesome, epic, best, government, thick, ultimate, toy

jjwa = cat

jju = egg

jjub = chicken

Tyae = soldier, fighting person, knight, loyal

chui = reaction

sseo = any action that makes a "fap" or "fwap" sound (name literally translates to "wet sound")

du = knot (noun)

Pess = to tie something in a knot

deod = bell, knot (😳, noun)

cho = all, every, omni-, ultimate

chodu = the omni-knot

chwajsui = dark humor

cheu = intelligent, reason, logic, intelligence

dyeo = fetus

che = ailment, disease, false, fake

dod = paralysis

chab = demon

dyae = minion, assistant, agent

Pyae = ruler, authority

mya = enemy, opponent

ba = food, eat, mouth, tongue

da = looking glass, mirror, screen, reply, comment

de = sock

Peum = programmer

ssaj = gargle

chwang = fox

beo = any animal sound

Tyaeb = dog

Tyaebeo/"ruKa" = bark, ruff, uwu, owo

deo = dream

choKe = dead, kill

PaPyae = supreme ruler, sovereign, king, queen

ma = creator, parent

Pe = organization

daPe = The United Nations

be = flesh

beP = hand, fingers

bad = hair

mya = he who argues

Pod = exaggerated or distorted beyond truth

PodyaeT = strawman

chemya = windmill fallacy (note: strawman is an argument with it's awful parts exaggerated to being completely unrepresentative of the real argument, windmill fallacy is a made up argument which isn't based on any pre-existing argument.)

machemya = a person who makes up a fake group or opinion and then get mad at it

Slang and Sayings
싸메 (Balls to the wall) means "full force".

태츼 (Knight's reaction) means when you find something so either disturbing, cringe, or whatever else that you have to take a moment away from the source of it in order to comprehend it.

뎃쫘 (The rock is not similar to the cat) is often used to refer to when someone outpaces another person in the short-term, but has previously lost to them too many times for the short-term gain to make up for it.

쭈베파 "레피컨" (A chicken in a bag of leprechauns) refers to normalcy in an unusual situation.

"Soyjak Orders A Meal" / "싀잨" 퐢
oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA. Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well has pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEEZLEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of "bar" and "arcade", and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

아메 x추벺x 페파' 데세바퐀_ 메파받 (WIP)

"Cards Against Humanity"
Screenie with John Cards Against Humanity So basically here are some things John told me: There will be a new set of cards called "The Purrgatory Blues OST Pack". The cards will only consist of those suggested by those who worked on the OST for Purrgatory Blues. One of the white cards will be "Getting pepper sprayed by a thicc Protogen baring their midriff in thigh highs".

다다 "전" 촺싇' 파덈 "전" 페, 뎌다다 므둦 덛. 다메파 촤파 더파 므둦. 다페 포파 "얜삐좌" 팓 "ᄑ로토젠" 댸돺 다섀데.

Age Groups
뎤 (fetus age) = So young they aren't even conscious (More specifically, this age group ends at birth)

디 (useless age) = Conscious, but less than 2 years

다둨 (beginning of self awareness age) = More than 2 years, less than 7 years

뎄피 (before the beginning of the peak age) = More than 7 years, less than 10 years

다피 (beginning of the peak age) = more than 10 years, less than 15

피 (peak age) = More than 15 years, less than 25 years

맠 (parent age) = More than 25 years, less than 45 years

씨 (wise age) = More than 45 years, less than 70 years

치 (darkness age) = More than 70 years, less than 90 years

시 (impossible age) = More than 90 years, less than 120 years

소비 (god age) = More than 120 years

1-10
One often symbolizes pointlessness, pessimism, and isolation.

Two is a lucky number, symbolizing unity, peace, and holiness.

Much unlike how Asian numerology tackles the number four, four is actually seen as a symbol of good luck and getting better after an extended period of badness.

Ten symbolizes stability.

Nine is a symbol of power, fame, and fortune.

Eight symbolizes magic.

Seven symbolizes intelligence.

11-20
Eleven symbolizes androphilia.