Əɓɐnɓuɐl looɔ

Classification and Dialects
əɓɐnɓuɐl looɔ /əɓɐnɓuɐl looɔ/ is a cool language, especially considering the language literally means "language cool". There are no dialects of this language because the people who spoke the language didn't care about making dialects so they never did. This language is so cool, that it is the first language ever discovered to have a phonemic velar click oh yeah swag time

Phonotactics
This language is objectively too cool for phonotactics. It also has no allophony cus that sounds dumb

Writing System
The writing system of this language is just the IPA because I'm too lazy to invent one myself

Nouns
s- = plural / of

Verbs
pə- = past

ɓuǃ- = continuous

s- = 3rd person

Syntax
this language has an OSV word order and adjectives go after nouns and verbs. The language likes prefixes and is mean to suffixes

Lexicon
the language has a lexicon but it's too cool for u

Example text
spɹǃq oʍʇ əɥʇ oʇ əəɹʇ əɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pəʞlɐʍ ǃ

/spɹǃq oʍʇ əɥʇ oʇ əəɹʇ əɥʇ ɯoɹɟ pəʞlɐʍ ǃ/

PL-bird two DEF ALL tree DEF ABL PST-walk 1SG.NOM

I walked from the tree to the two birds. I could do a bigger example sentence but you'd die of epicness which would totally be a try not to mlg challenge moment