U

Classification and Dialects
U is a joke-lang about the sound high rounded back vowel, "/u/". This language is only ONE phoneme, so it is VERY inconvenient to speak. And if you do speak it, well have fun going through the pain of saying "ooooooooooh" for a long time.

Consonants?
I'm not kidding with you right here. There are no consonants,

Vowels
here we see our singular letter, U. Nothing except for U.

Tones
Oh yeah, this thing is a tonal jokelang. Its tonemes are: these things are optional. They don't change words.

Phonotactics
U's phonotactics are V or Vowel. Every word is monosyllabic so uhhhhhh yeah, deal with it.

Nouns
Nouns are indicated with an acute (ú). That's all. They can't be conjugated by ANYTHING

Verbs
Same as nouns but they use a grave (ù)

Syntax
Uhhhhhhhhhh...

Eh, uhh no syntax I guess?

Lexicon
words are differentiated by their letter amount. I didnt really come up with any yet lol, as a placeholder you can- actually nvm you can't really speak it.

Example text
* inhale*

 U. 

Is it good?
No. It's not. At a greater extent, it SUCKS.