Hoo Hoo

Not to be confused with Hoo Makalah, a conlang I'm planning to create for the Clongcraft Minecraft server and descendant of Hoo Hoo, and I will not detail much about because #NoMetaMilk

Hoo Hoo is a constructed language based off the language the Hoo Hoos speak in the Ratboy Genius series.

For Hoo Hoo to be remotely possible to be spoken, it's not much similar to the actual language the Hoo Hoos speak, because they seem to simply make Hoo noises without much distinction given.

Phonology
Hoo Hoo has a very limited phonology.

The consonants are:

h = /h/

w = /w/

r = /r/

n = /n/

m = /m/

l = /l/

y = /j/

hw = /hw/

wh = /h̤w/

k = /k/ (note: k is often used in ruder phrases)

The vowels are:

oo = /u/

y = /i/

i = /ĩ/

ah (sometimes written as a) = /a/

oh = /o/

ou = /ũ/

Grammar
Yy is a forbidden syllable.

VSO word order.

Adjectives go before nouns.

Negators always go before the word it is negating.

Syllables must always end with a vowel.

Words
hoo hoo = hoo hoo (language and species), king, god bless

hoo hoo hoo = an expression of happiness used upon an awaited thing becoming present, at last

hoowy = friend, good, friendly, hello, introducing

wawa = god

hoowa = john

yoo (sometimes written as you) = you, your

hoowy hoowy = goodbye

roo = arrive, come, begin, start to, new, sudden

woo = like, similar, as

loowa = prophecy, foretold

hy = he, she, they, any third person pronoun

hala = find, acquire, get

hooloo = the island The Hoo Hoos takes place on

maloo = Starship Genius

rooroo = ruins, corpse

my = me, my

nyny = sneezy, buck dodger

yoh = have

loohoo = a long period of time

wa = after, ending, on, real

lihoo = The Great Deluge

nywa = land

nawa = one, first

hoolah = build, create

hoowah = kingdom

nouhah = value, worthy, worth

hoowoo = crown, throne, head

hoo hoo hoowah = a sound made when being mischievous or malicious

hoo hah hoo = speech, language, hello

hoo hoo hah = look who's talking, bold words from, says the

loohoo = loser, loser of

houhou = stay away, run along

lalah = land

loonah = look for secrets

aloo = readjust

nala = to

nayoo = up

y = with, of

looloo = island

nymah = name, named after

ahoo = then, proceeding, shift

lahoo = village, city, town, settlement, house

any = tree, any

moolah = mindset

loohy = goal, destiny, desire, want

ihy = good luck

anoo = effort

lypoo = document, article, book, record

nah? = right?, amirite?

koolany = conlang

makoolah = Minecraft, The Minecraft dimension, Little King John

moonah = group, collection

kookoo = sugar, sweetener

noo = no

koolah = bear

kookah = gummy bear

lynah = candy

matytoh = maltitol

ah = will

kaloo = destroy

kooloonah = intestines, digestive system

lanah = reflecting, the last time

kakah = eat

kytoh = keto, ketogenesis

kanalah = chocolate

"The Hoo Hoos"
Hoo hoo hoo (Hoo hoo hoo)

Hoo hoo hoo (Hoo hoo hoo)

Makoolah roo (Little King John has arrived)

Woo loowa (Just as it was foretold)

Hoo hoo hoo hy hala hooloo (At last he has found this sacred place)

Maloo rooroo (The ancient ruins of the starship from the future)

Hoowy my makoolah (Greetings I'm Little King John)

Hoowy nyny (This is Sneezy)

My hala hooloo (I hereby claim this land for me)

My yoh hooloo (This is now mine you see)

Wa loohoo wa lihoo (After months on the waters)

Hooloo nawa wa nywa my hala (This is the first real land that I have found)

My hoolah hoowah nouhah my hoowoo wa hooloo (This is where I begin to build a kingdom worthy of my crown)

Hoo hoo hah loohoo hoowah (Bold words from one who has lost his kingdom)

Houhou (This sacred place will never be yours)

Houhou, hoolah you lalah (Go and make your own land)

My loonah (I will explore this place and discover its dark secrets)

My aloo lalah nala nayoo (I will excavate underground and raise new land up above the sea)

My roo y looloo nyma my (I'll start with an island, an island named after me)

Ahoo my hoolah roo lahoo y lahoo y any (Then I'll build a new village with some houses and some trees)

Hoowy moolah y nouhah loohy (A noble sentiment and a worthy goal)

Ihy y anoo (Good luck in your efforts)

Hoo hoo you (Hoo hoo you)

"Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears" (WIP)
Noo kookoo kookah, y any lynah y matytoh, ah kaloo you kooloonah. (Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears, and really any candy that contains a high amount of maltitol, will absolutely demolish your intestines.)

Lanah my kakah "kytoh kanalah" my noo loonah, y hy y matytoh woo kookoo. (The last time I ate "keto chocolate" I didn't check to see, and it turned out to contain maltitol as the primary sweetener. I figured that out on my own about 10 minutes after eating four chocolates. My stomach gave the death rattle bubbleguts and I knew. 10 minutes after that I was writhing in pain on the bed. Every five minutes or so, my butthole would blossom open and unleash a foghorn of gasses. Not like a normal fart- like 15 uninterrupted seconds of straight farting. Count to 15 right now, do it. Think about a fart lasting that long. A fart torrent. And it wasn't even enough to relieve the stabbing, excruciating pressure in my body. I was pouring sweat, moaning. It probably looked like I was going through withdrawal symptoms, and no doubt it smelled like a hot swamp.)

(When the shitting started it was a blessing. Not for anyone within earshot, of course. It sounded like a helicopter shredding through a field of opera singers. As my entire body liquified itself and evacuated through my lower half, I couldn't help but think about when I learned where Cyclops, from the X-Men, gets his lasers from that he shoots from his eyes. They come from a dimension of pure energy, which he channels through his eyeballs. IMO, maltitol is a gateway to the fart and shit dimension, channeled through my butthole, because there is no way my body contained enough mass to do what it did to the toilet that night.)

(Anyway, check the ingredient label and yeah I guess stick to pomegranate juice.)