Varðinekvas

Vàrðinekvàs is a conlang by The Kaufman which has plagiarized absorbed a lot of ideas from Indo-European languages. Not much more to say except a lot of stupid setting.

Consonants
/m n ŋ ɲ p t k b d g f v θ ð s z ʂ ʐ χ h r j tʂ dʐ tɕ/ 

Voicelessness can be indicated by putting a  after a consonant.

All regular.

Vowels
/i e ɛ y ø ɪ ə ɜ ʊ/u ɑ o ɔ ɒ Vɪ Vʊ/ <í ì e y ö i - ø ú à ó ò á Vi Vu>

(The weird orthography is remnant of tones in the ancestor of the language.)

Phonotactics
The syllable structure is (C)(C)V(C)(C), and more to be done.

þkàvàxs /'θkɑ.vɑχs/ "god"

If a voiced sound occurs in the end of a word, it's often devoiced.

If a plosive/affricate or trill occurs in the syllable coda, a schwa is (seldom) placed after it. Example: rràþpádárd /dʐɑθ.pɒ'dɒr.tə/ or /dʐɑθ.pɒ'dɒrt/ "civil war" (neu.)

If  occurs after velars, it becomes /w/. Example:  /'nɛ.kwɑs/ "language" (masc.).

<ð> is often realized as /dð/ (affricate) just to make the language uglier.

 was /ʙ/ but now it is /dʐ/. No, srsly.

Stress
The stress pattern is varying (like in Slavic languages) but the predominant stress is on first syllable. 

Nouns
Nouns have quite a rich pattern of declension.

Unstressed -às declension
rráþàs /'dʐɒ.θɑs/ "brother", stem rráþ- /dʐɒθ-/

Reduced stem polysyllable declension type I (polysyllable stem)

Word kàlmàs (name), full stem kàlàm-

Reduced stem polysyllable -às declension (type II - monosyllable stem)

ng'kàs /'ŋ.kɑs/ "maternal uncle", full stem ngìk- /'ŋek-/ Suffix-stressed declension

báràs /bɒ'rɑs/ "brother in law". The stress is always on -à- except for the plural vocative where the stress is on í.

Vowelless stem declension
vràs /vrɑs/ "parent"; stem vr- or vr-à- /vr- vr-ɑ-/ (Can be analyzed as a form of the -s declension.) Same rule for -òs, -ís, etc.

-s (soft nouns)
Polysyllable; þkàvàxs /'θkɑ.vɑχs/ "god"; stem þkàv(à)x- þkàv(à)k-

The -s ending nouns are always soft. They usually reduce low tone vowels.

Monosyllable -s nouns
vøxs "tribe"; stem vøx- vøk-. They aren't lenited before <ì> and some consonants There are also some -s nouns that end in -Vs, e.g. bràs "king", stem bìr- (treat as bìrs). They are usually left as such and not lenited in the cases that normally apply lenition.

-òs nouns
Mostly nouns loaned from other languages.

þàþòs "tooth" (1st type, monosyllable)

bòmpòs "bomb" (obsolete, replaced by "out-of-thin-air" word fàxòs)

-is nouns
Those nouns often take the form of other ending nouns

mònis "friend"

Feminine
The feminine nouns don't have a lot of declensions and only one ending/suffix (-à).

Suffix unstressed (ex. ðàþrà "woman", stem ðàþər- in genitive): Suffix stressed (ex. xònà "female slave"). Those words usually shift their stress in declined forms. Monosyllable (ex. krà "(the personification of) Death", stem kr- kàr-)

Neuter
(All Ending in a consonant (ex. páðàrd "war"):

Ending in -ú (ex. tàrdú "settlement, village")

Ending in -ò (ex. ðàbò "coin")

Adjectives
Same as nouns depending on the declension.

Nominative endings:

(Decided to keep the non-neuter declensions away.)

Verbs
The verb ending is -ti.

The verbs have 3 tenses, four classes (intransitive, 2 transitives, reflexive) and a stative/active distinction.

Example verb:

númàti - to treat someone as ... (INS); imperfective/progressive, transitive 2

(Example of past aorist) Ìk òt númàm sò ídnà gàrðòm dà ás ràdem ne zötàmjel.

I have (always) thought this business is a scam and it turned out that it isn't.

Imperative: numàj



Vocabulary
See /Vocabulary (TBD).

Example text
Vàràtú se øbàrde bàidàne þàgred je ite ògjàxns kàbàdònd. Dòðú ám dòþàx ẓàsàjd òs áñ nòjìti áñs jes xlàs rráþkøtós.

/vɑ'rɑ.tu sɛ 'ɜ.bɑr.dɛ 'bɑɪ.dɑ.nɛ 'θɑg.rɛ.tə je 'i.tɛ ɔ'gjɑ.xəns kɑ'bɑ.dɔn.tə. 'dɔ.dðu ɒm 'dɔ.θɑx 'ʐɑ.sɑj.tə ɔs ɒɲ 'nɔ.je.ti ɒɲs jes xlɑs dʐɒθ'kɜ.tos/

All human beings are born free and equal in their dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.