Bzøssktlyx

General information
Bzøssktlyx /bzøs:ktɬɘχ:/ is a horrible OVS trans-intrans language by The Kaufman.

[http://youtu.be/cPRSnmPRchE?t=2m27s Spoken example. (joke)]

Phonology
Bzøssktłyx's phonology is unusual in the fact that it allows mainly voiced plosives and voiceless fricatives.

Consonants
/b d g ɢ/

/gʷ ɢʷ/

/f θ s ɕ χ: ʜ/ 

/ɮ β z ʐ ʑ/ 

/tɬ k/

/ɓ ɗ ɠ ʛ/ < b' d' g' q'>

/ɠʷ ʛʷ/ 

Any fricative except  can be doubled.

Vowels
/ɨ ɯ ɘ ɤ ɜ ɔ ɑ/

Nouns
Nouns have 2 classes: Qw'obzdyx and "alien", only 1 number and 17 cases:

Verbs
In contrast to basic nouns, the verbs have 7 numbers: singular, plural, dual, trial, greater paucal (8-16), lesser paucal (3-8) and "distributive" and 5 persons: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th (obviative) and 5th (indefinite). Same goes for pronouns, which will be described later.

Tenses
Tenses are expressed by infixes before or after a pronominal affix. Alien-class infixes are inserted after a pronominal affix, while Qw'obzdyx-class ones are inserted before it.

Bzøssktlyx has crappy the following tenses: Verbs don't have voice as such, instead it's expressed by "pronouns".
 * Non-past (no infix)
 * Past progressive/imperfective (-tlaw-)
 * Past perfective (-hk-)
 * Distant past imp. (-lt-)
 * Pluperfect (-quq-)

Pronouns
Pronouns are mostly used with verbs, but there are "basic" pronouns as well.

The pronoun forms are intransitive and are also used as pronoun stems.