Talk:Simple German

You don't actually understand German, do you? One, replacing all the morphology sounds more unnatural than just using German words but picking one form instead of inflecting it, the same way "I is here" is easier to understand than "I sund here" (what, you don't understand sund? It's from Latin sunt, everyone knows Latin). Two, Variante is, like many Latinate words, actually pronounced with a /v/, so if you want it regularized, make it wariante. Three, you missed some things, like ins being in das, which means you should change it to in dei. Four, a lot of the "made-up" things are actual German, but they mean something else, like Biest means "beast", Ei means "egg" (fortunately it's not the plural, which is used as slang for testicles), Wert is "value" (Werte is also its plural) and habs/hab's is "have it". Five, you didn't even change all the word orders to SVO, since, for example „als wir dei strasse entlangsausten“ is SOV, but that might be a typo, of which you seem to have some. Joersc (talk) 06:01, January 7, 2016 (UTC)

Lmao, Joersc, you keep commenting on long-dead pages. This one isn't 6yo, at least. --DAH BUY000R! (wall | crimes)