Nomnom

This language is based on a Reddit "weird conlang challenge". Someone (not me) asked for a weird conlang template to be upvoted and was given the first eight consonants and the two rounded vowels of this language, (C)CVC(C) word order, and an isolating morphology. What they created didn't follow any of the rules set down, because they made it so that there were eight vowels and made CV affixes.

This has 16 consonants and 16 vowels, so it doesn't follow the rules either. But that's not the point. The point is to do better than that other guy did. It's not a competition, it's just a challenge set up by me.

I also wanted to make a stack-based conlang which (technically) had nouns, but made it very difficult to actually explain why.

Phonologically, this bears a resemblance to Nom-Nom, the result of the weird conlang challenge. Grammatically, this bears a resemblance to Vötgil (only transitive verbs), Nalnuàntir (stack-based), and the idea of Nounless (only verbs).

Phonology/Restrictions
Consonants

Vowels

The syllable structure is (C)CVC(C), so the word has to be surrounded by consonants.

Two consonants with the same point of articulation but different secondary articulations cannot be distinguished from those with the same primary and secondary articulations. These will become the geminated form of the second letter, shown by doubling the last letter

All of the words are monosyllabic. This would be a problem, but thanks to the phonetic rules, there are 16 (all consonants) X 16 (all consonants - PS + space) X 16 (vowel) X 16 (repeat of first) X 16 (repeat of second) = 1,048,576 words, which only unreasonable accounts will even think of as the number of words in a language. (Yes, I am implying that it is unreasonable to suggest that English has 1 million words.)

The alphabet goes down, consonants before vowels. nnoomm /n:o:m:/ is the name of the language.

Grammar
The language is OSV and completely analytic. All words can be verbs except for function words, and the only way to know which ones are actually verbs is through word order. All nouns are "thing which VERB something" which worka because all verbs are transitive.

Mweenmw mnenmf meem nen. = (The/an) apple has (the/a) pillow.

Mweenmw mnenmf meem npnern nen. = (The/an) one which has something is an apple which is a pillow.

Alphabetical Word List
mom = NIP momn = cause mnenmf = be.apple.which.is mnenqny = be.less.so.than meem = be.obtainer.of mweenmw = be.pillow.which.is mfondng = delete until last END mfnemfm = be.consumer.of npneenpn = be.happy.by npnern = SWAP npnernn = be.kind.to npnonnd = be.boring.to npwnenqnw = be.difficult.through npwneen = be.large.as nom = DUP nonym = COUNTERROTATE nen = END nenng = be.water.on nerngg = be.kitchen.sink.conlang.to neerm = be.orange.as nnoomm = be.speaking.to nnornq = be.loyal.to nndemfn = be.yellow.as nnqendd = be.red.as neermfnd = be.magic.user.to (use magic on) nwerngnd = be.blood.of nwoond = be.belonging.of nnwom = be.activator.of nmeem = be.blanket.upon, be.carpet.upon ndonym = ROTATE ndongnd = be.clothing.on ndeemng = be.tree.of ndmeernp = be.electric.thing.which.is nernpp = be.far.from nerngnp = be.shape.of nymoonggw = be.good.memorizer.as ngermnp = be.processing-rearranging.of ngmeendn = be.metal.which.is ngnyomn = be.talking.about nggenqw = be.funny.to nqeernd = be.given.to nqwoown = be.floating.on nqqwoomm = be.sentence.which.is

Function Word List
npnern = SWAP nom = DUP (du) nen = END (e) mom = NIP (bom) mfondng = delete until last END (frong) ndonym = ROTATE (ronh) nonym = COUNTERROTATE (lonh)