Oonlang

This is the page for Modern Oonlang, for Elder Oonlang, see this page.

These variants are all False Oonlang, for True Oonlang, see this page.

Oonlang is an auxiliary language, made to go with the united world Oonism attempts to achieve.

Oonlang is simply an improved version of Elder Oonlang, with some words taken from it.

Grammar
Oonlang is a subject verb object (SVO) language. Adjective also follows Noun, like in Spanish.

For clarification, a circle diacritic indicates a long vowel.

Pronunciation
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A - Ah

Aj - Ai (By the way to say A and then an actual J sound: use aj̊)

E - Eh

I - Ih

O - Au

U - Uh

Å - Ae

E̊ - Ee

O̊ - Oh

Ů - Oo

B - B

C - Ch

D - D

F - F

G - G

H - H

J - J

K - K

L - L

M - M

N - N

P - P

Q - KW

R - R

S - S

T - T

V - V

W - W

X - Ks

Tilde diacritic - Y

Z - Z

ᚠ - Th

Words
Salut - Hello

Bonv - Welcome

D - 24 Hour Period / Sun

Pon - Good / Lovely

O - Of

Ov - Or

Obl - Obliterate / Destroy / Kill / Delete

Cik - Chicken, especially a young one / Penis, sometimes genitals in general / An informal way to refer to women

Mon - Month, not be confused with N.

Var - Cold / Snow / Winter

Ni - This / That

Lan - Take / Have

Matag - Meet And Greet / Rarely, congregation

Ok - Occur / Happen / Event / Okay / Effect

K - And / Plus / Including / Including But Not Limited To / With

Enᚠ - Enthusiast / Fanatic / Appreciator

Homog - Oh My God

Dud - Dude / Guy

Est - It Is / Is

Tuno - Bipedal / Humanoid

Oᚠ - Other / Another

J - A less emphatic version of Homog

Qant - Quantity / How Many / Amount / Sum

Zaza - Haha / Laugh / Laughing / Joke

Al - Allow / Permit / Permission / Permission To

Trivi - Travel / Come

Pos - Have / Acquire / Get / Receive

Per - Person / Human

Kar - Think About It / Care / Remind / Reminder

Not - Not / No / The Opposite Of / Do Not

Ef - If / Whether Or Not

Wis - Sorcerer / Homosexual / Sauce / Origin / Source

Tot - To / Transform / Exchange / Exchanged For / Become

Jen - Gender

La - The

Big - Bigotry / Prejudice / -Phobia

En - In / Location / Located In / Meta

Ma - World

In - Thing / Object / Item / Stuff

Compr - Compared / Compared To / Comparison / Like, as in comparison instead of approval / More

Ic - Each / Every

T - Time

Tat - Taunt / Bully / Call Names

Pref - Preference

Klen - Clean / Pure / Virgin

Wic - Which / In Turn / Ends Up / Due To The Fact / So

Pok - Near

Sik - Cycle / Loop / Circle / Wheel / Rotate

On - Only

Aqi - Here / There

A - To

Og - Original / Originator / First / Beginning / Beginning Of / Dawn Of

Un - The god Oon, sometimes used to unity in general.

Shamb - A priest or other mortal person with high religious power, especially one that practices the Shambun religion.

Obfusk - A word that marks obfuscated text, such as classified information / Sometimes a general word for classified info

Pa - For

Ukn - Unknowing / Those Wondering

Transl - Change / Translate / Localization

J - Just / Right Now / Recently

Nak̃ - Yellow / Urinate

Pantal - Pants / Bottoms (Clothing)

Õ - Oh Yeah / Fuck (As An Emphasizer) / Go For It

R - Word / Language / Speak / Tongue / Lick / Write / Speak

Põ - Power / Ability / Powerful

Mul - Many / Plenty / Very

Sek - Secret / Gatekeeped

Tr - True / Real / Truth / Information

Atop - On Top / On Top Of / Dominant / Top

Bas - Base / Storage

Ex - Exception / But

Rub - Rub / Tickle

Pl - Play / Fun / Happy / Joy

Z - Sigh / Leave Me Alone

Bi - Okay / By

Sam - Mentally Drained

Ken - Can

Wok - Work / Labor / Chip Away

Dor - Sleep / Dormant

Mus - Need / Must / Require

Prob - Probably / May / Might/ Chance/ Random/ Random Chance

Mort - Die

Holi - Any swear related to religion

Al - God / Holy

Tuk - Dumb / Idiot

Togoᚠ - Together / Two / Combined / Combine

Kal - Sound / Noise

Kol - Collection / Table (as in table of contents) / Series / List / Table Of Contents

Seg - Segment / Part / Chip

Cap - Verse / Chapter

Us - Use / Activate / Tool

Din - Addition / Bonus

Mos - Most / Average / Usually / Standard / Common

Cons - Recipe / Consists Of / Has / Have

Cot - Consonant

Vol - Vowel

Ten - Then / Afterwards / Future / After

Tip - Type / Classification

Ton - Tone / Attitude

Fol - Follow / Stalk / As Follows

Pit - Pitch / Height / Throw

Int - Intent / Purpose / Intentions

Petit - Small / Tiny / Petite

Res - Reason / Because / Due To The Reason

Nim - Name / Monkey / Ape

Sent - Center / Okay / Centrist / Neutral / Baseline

Vos - Voice / Vocal Cords

Ezak - Exact / Same / Duplicate / Replication / Clone / Equals

Dob - Below / Under

Smel - Smell / Nose / Scent

Mod - Modification / Change

Har - Air / Wind / Cloud

Vet - Weather / Cloud

Tus - All / Every

Difik - Hard / Difficult / Difficulty

Cus - Choose / Optional / Option

Hasnur - Sandwich / Hamburger

Stenj - Weird / Strange / Off-Putting

ᚠig - Think / Brain

Raj̊ - Rage / Fire / Anger / Derogatory

Akump - Accompany / Friend / Acquaintance / Companion

Ek - Occupation / He Who ___s

Idil - Ideology / Belief

Kulc - Culture

Ekan - Economy

Skedul - Schedule / Plan / Calendar

Tec - Teach / Inform / Education / School

Kit - Child / Kit / Pup / Short person (derogatory) / Childlike innocence

Nat - Natural / Native / Native speaker

Art - Page / Article

I - Why / What Is The Reason / What Is / What

Sosal - Social Media

Soc - Search / Look / Examine

Gec - Find / Acquire

Frin - Friend / Friendly / Supportive

Maz - Fruit

Aw - Water / Blue

La - The

Jeneses - Genesis / Ancient / Extremely Old

Bref - Life

Vek - Vehicle / Car

Ful - Full / Stuffed / Filled To The Brim

Stik - Stick / Anything long and flexible, really

Sowel - Animal / Creature

Aq - Aquatic Animal / Fish

Pem - Permanent / Forever / Eternity

Fl - Flow / Circulate / Funnel

Enarj - Energy / Lightning

Unt - Until / Right Before / Near Past

Splas - Splash

Unf - Sex / Fuck

Pam - Parent

Pronoun Conjugations
O - Me, My

Os - Us, Our (Exclusive)

A - You, Your

As - You, Your (Plural), Us, Our (Inclusive)

E - They, Their, No Conjugation

Es - They, Their (Plural), No Conjugation (Plural)

U - He, His, She, Her

Word Conjugations
Word conjugations often take the place of pronoun conjugations, or go before them if pronoun conjugations are needed, if the word conjugation ends with a vowel, add a b to space them apart, remember, no vowel clusters. They don't do much but simply be a way to eliminate an unnecessary conjugation and have a sentence be a little shorter. For example Ponaj is "Good day".

Ad - De

Ar - Var

Ok - Ok

Er - Per

En - En

In - In

Ic - Ic

At - T

Akop - Poka

Ano - Not

Oz - O

Un - Un

Ap - Pa

Ab - A

Ak̃a - Nak̃e

Op̃a - Põ

Ama - Ma

As - Bas

Omp - Compr

Og - Og

Onomp - Comprano

Ort - Mort

Enj - Jen

Oᚠ - Togoᚠ

Al - Kal

Ap - Cap

Eg - Seg

Ined - Din

Om - Mos

Ar - R

Ol - Vol

Ot - Cot

Olf - Fol

Ani - Ni

It - Pit

Oto - Tot

Enj - Stenj

Aj̊ - Raj̊

Ig - ᚠig

Ala - La

Az - Maz

Aqa - Aq

One - Dor

Ak - K

Number System
Here is the link to the Number System page.

Gender System
Note: Equivalents will also be provided so you don't have to read the Oonism page.

Jenbo - Jeman - Man

Jendo - Noman - Woman

Jenti - Unman - Neuter

Jenqi - Guman - Femboy

Jenfi - Zeman - Tomboy

Jenpi - Non-Binary

Gender Conjugations
Ot - Jenbo

At - Jendo

Et - Jenti

It - Jenqi

Ut - Jenfi

Api - Jenpi

Examples
"Day Twenty-Two of Destroy Your Dick December has arrived" by u/Temithy, translated by QuirkyQwerty27.

Salutas. Bonvaj enitu o Obla Cike Monar. Nidaj matagosok ke enᚠos pone. (Hey guys, welcome to day twenty two of Destroy Your Dick December. Today we will be having a meet and greet with our lovely fans.)

Homoge dudas! Este dojo tuno ke ni oᚠe dojo!

(Oh my god guys! It is bipedal doge and that other doge!)

Je dojo tuno... enᚠos qante? (Gee Bipedal Doge... how many fans do we have?)

Enᚠos: Tibofi zaza (Followers: 315 lmao)

Estu obla i cika daje dodo! (He is removal of cock day 22rdth!)

Ales trivi. (Let them come.)

Poso ciku! (I got his dick!)

Click to see all of the other Destroy Your Dick December posts translated.

"Weezerphobia Copypasta" by u/dino_181_spaghetti, translated by QuirkyQwerty27. (WIP)

Perok Holi, note karo efe esta wise, tojen o note karo. La quante o bigen la ma este notin compre quante o Wizire bige posos, la wizire enᚠe dic. note karo jene prefa jen naj̃a, As la wizire enthes icat tate "klenes", wich note jen naj̃okap, wice oblano sikanaj̊, onana estosok. Este ponano ni atope tuse sosale, efa socap wizuf, geca frinuf, EXE WHEN I went searching for Weezer content and ALL I could find is memes where the only punchline is "weezer fan bad" aeugh. And most of the people in Pinterest who pretend to like Weezer, I bet they can only name a few songs from the Blue album. People falsely claim to understand us and then complain that Pinkerton's lyrics are weird. YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND! all that Rivers Cuomo had to go through when creating this album, and appreciate those lyrics with their raw deepest true feelings. To us, The Weezer Fans those songs are relatable on a personal level, they hit close home. And just like Pinkerton wasn't accepted at first for being too honest but later became a masterpiece, US, the Weezer fans will have our comeback, and YOU will be the one regretting everything...

"Oonlang Summary" by kids for kids QuirkyQwerty27, translated by QuirkyQwerty27.

Trano run este rama notab QirkiQirti27 atope la Fandomo tras. (Oonlang is an auxiliary language from QuirkyQwerty27 on the Fandom wiki.)

Estomp runog exe ponomp. (It is like Elder Oonlang but improved.)

Trano run este oblano a akumpe oᚠun idile oblano a oblano la ma comprun, kulce ke/o ekane. (Oonlang was made to accompany other Oon beliefs made to make the world more united, culturally and/or economically.)

Skedulo a tecani a kito, wico ken rani atopala kolar bi nate arte. (I plan to teach this to my kids so I can list this on the languages list by native speakers page.)

"Doing Your Mom" by Fatty Spins, translated by QuirkyQwerty27.

Note: English, (Oonlang), [Retranslation into English]

[Chorus]

Doin your mom doin doin your mom (Poso unfak pamata unfe unfak pamata) [I'm having sex with your mother sex sex with your mother]

Doin your mom doin doin your mom (Poso unfak pamata unfe unfak pamata) [I'm having sex with your mother sex sex with your mother]

Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom

You know we straight with doin your mom

[X2]

I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!

I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.

I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.

Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.

I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.

She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000!

Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.

She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young

To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

[Repeat chorus]

I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.

You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.

We make s*** time, yes and every night I tap that.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.

But your moms the best, the super M. I. L. F.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol

But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.

Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.

She likes rough s** with handcuffs and I'll be honest

She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness

I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.

I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song

Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.

[Repeat chorus]

I'm havin s** with your mother

That makes me beter than you.

I'm havin s** with your mother

That makes me better than you.

[Guitar solo]

[Repeat chorus]

Other Types Of Oonlang
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