Bzøssktlyx

General information
Bzøssktlyx /bzøs:ktɬɘχ:/ is a horrible OVS trans-intrans language by The Kaufman.

[http://youtu.be/cPRSnmPRchE?t=2m27s Spoken example. (joke)]

Phonology
Bzøssktłyx's phonology is unusual in the fact that it allows mainly voiced plosives and voiceless fricatives.

Consonants
/b d g ɢ/

/gʷ ɢʷ/

/f θ s ɕ χ: ʜ/ 

/ɮ β z ʐ ʑ/ 

/tɬ k/

/ɓ ɗ ɠ ʛ/ < b' d' g' q'>

/ɠʷ ʛʷ/ 

Any fricative except  can be doubled.

Vowels
/ɨ ɯ ɘ ɤ ɜ ɔ ɑ/

Nouns
Nouns have 2 classes: Qw'obzdyx and "alien", only 1 number and 17 cases:

Verbs
In contrast to basic nouns, the verbs have 7 numbers: singular, plural, dual, trial, greater paucal (8-16), lesser paucal (3-8) and "distributive" and 5 persons: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th (obviative) and 5th (indefinite). Same goes for pronouns, which will be described later.

Tenses
Tenses are expressed by infixes before or after a pronominal affix. Alien-class infixes are inserted after a pronominal affix, while Qw'obzdyx-class ones are inserted before it.

Bzøssktlyx has crappy the following tenses: Verbs don't have voice as such, instead it's expressed by "pronouns".
 * Non-past (no infix)
 * Past progressive/imperfective (-tlaw-)
 * Past perfective (-hk-)
 * Distant past imp. (-lt-)
 * Pluperfect (-quq-)

Moods
There are 2 moods which are also expressed with infixes (prefixes in this case). Those are:
 * Indicative (no infix)
 * Imperative (ktlax-)

Pronouns
Pronouns are mostly used with verbs, but there are "basic" pronouns as well.

The pronoun forms are intransitive and are also used as pronoun stems. Nothing to say.

Adjectives and adverbs
These two parts of speech are mostly merged. E.g. hatx can mean both "alien" and "in an unfamiliar way"