User:Sandvallia

Hello! My name is Jake Sandvall. I am still in school, live in the CDP (Census-Designated Place) of Bostonia, California. My plan is to go to an Ivy league college, move to Whitehorse, YT, and open Yukon State University, the finest university in Northern Canada. But, for now, I should probably focus on getting my cap and gown.

The Duke of Bostonia's Rant-I mean, Preamble
First of all, let's get something straight. I am not Latino. Never was, never will be. I am Scandinavian, Scotch-Irish, German, even a little Eskimo, but I have never had a single family member ever live in a Latin American area. I can say "hola." That's all my Spanish. (pant, pant) Alright, I'm done.

The Early Life of the Duke of Bostonia
I was born in the tiny, primarily Mexican, town of King City, California. If you haven't ever been going through Monterey County and stopped around this town for Mexican food, you really should. It's delicious. Anywho, a little while afterwards, my family moved down to Alpine, California. Don't let the name fool you. It is not Swiss, Austrian, Liechtensteiner, or even that cold. Around when I was 3 or 4, we moved out to El Cajon, California.

The Childhood of the Duke of Bostonia
I was a rather quiet child for most of my life. I was mostly homeschooled (when people asked me where I went to school, I would reply with Casa de Sandvall)Until recently, that is. Then, I was enrolled in River Valley Charter School, in Lakeside, California. It's a great school, if full of... how should I say this... nerds. Pokémon? Skyrim? Manga? We've got 'em all.

Languages
Now, for the important part - languages. I am currently working on Ukkdagik, a language native to the Scottish town of Ukkdag. Other planned languages are Sandvallic, Krovini, Neo-Sumerian, and Mu’unĝaw. For the full list, ask me in the talk section.