Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It is currently a work in progress.

The name of Human in Human is actually slightly debatable. It's formal name is "Atubav" or "Atubevuf" meaning "The Language Of Ultimatum", but it's informal name is "Heta" meaning "The Language Of Humans".

Grammar
Human follows a free word order.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Also questions like "aren't you dead?", or "are you not banned from that place?" are considered ungrammatical.

Dictionary
Am = Any animal noise

Ib = Me, My

Ka = Animal

$a = Sweet, Cute

E$ = Kick [off], Throw, Toss, Eject

Eb = Stuff, Object, Thing

Ic = You, Your

Pa = Container

Ez = Sex

El = -Like, Like

U[b-f] = 0-10-Many-Infinity


 * Ub = 0
 * Uc = 1
 * U@ = 2
 * U$ = 3
 * Ux = 4

An = Change, Modify

If = Human, Person, He Who

Se = Control

Eg = Going To, Going, In The Opinion Of

$el = Silly, Goofy

Aj = System

Ep = For

Ca = Eat

Lo = Place

Ev = Or

Ex = X, Nothing, Void

Av = Or (for completely opposite options)

On = On, Atop, Alpha

En = In

Ec = World

As = Wide, Large, Size

At = Word, Speak, Speech, Hello, Goodbye, Yes, Okay, Communication

Po = Do, Work

Va = Create, Make

Examples
Meow meow meow, I'm a cat. Purr purr purr. kicks stuff off your table. Meow meow meow. tweets inappropriate things on the Internet. Nyaaaa 🥺🥺🥺. starts a political revolution. Meow look how cute I am 🥺. gets arrested for killing capitalism. I'm just a silly cat 🐱

Am am am, ib ka$. Am am am. E$ eb ic p. Am am am. Tawit ezeluc en ecasat. Ammmm. N ifesif. Am ib $. Eg loseja ep cel ezeludaj. Ib aka$ $el.

So, there I was, just walking down the street, with my Marxist shirt and my Marxist pants and my Marxist wrinkle-infested brain. All my ideological thoughts on how much I want to improve this country was carefully woven in each and every wrinkle. I had compassion for my fellow man, yada yada yada. But then, suddenly, Donald JayJay Trump fell down from the sky and made a belly flop on the pavement. I thought he was dead, but then he stood up, without a scratch, and he said, “Hee hee I make flop flop” I burst out laughing, and realized, “Wow, this man is funny” I quickly abandoned my entire ideology of improving the world and found the nearing steam iron and ironed out all those wrinkles making my brain the smoothest it could possibly be. Trump is Funny. Checkmate Cumunists!

(WIP)

Lessons
Lessons will be on the way once I find this language sufficient.