Kijehoba Kabufufu

Kijehoba Kabufufu, or Kijehoba, is a language which has a weird quirk which might not be diachronically accurate. Specifically, it has some politeness registers which mimic the pronunciation of another language, Wbfkuag Kapbfypfw, or Wbfkuag.

The levels of politeness are as follows, from most common to least common:
 * Benaku, spoken in informal situations
 * Anoku, spoken to children or things which cannot understand
 * Riraku, spoken in formal situations; more similar to Wbfkuag
 * Ubufukagu, spoken in extremely formal situations, to foreigners, or to people whom the speaker thinks are not able to understand what is being said; phrases become much longer

If unchanged Wbfkuag is counted as a register, then it would be used less than Ubufukagu and would be used in the most formal situations.

It is possible these registers are actually more similar to something else. Ubufukagu, in particular, is more similar to mockingly over-literal speech. Anoku is extremely similar to baby talk. Riraku is probably most similar to a mispronunciation of Wbfkuag.

Phonology, Phonotactics, and Orthography
Kijehoba is spoken by nonhuman creatures, and the orthographic conventions are a deliberate attempt to render this as if it is a human language, under the guidance of the Wbfkuag.

Kijehoba has two classes of sounds, which are actually very similar to human vowels and consonants. The phonotactics of Kijehoba are very strictly CV, where C is any consonant or null onset, and V is any vowel. The vowels of Kijehoba are /a e i o u/ as in many human languages. Meanwhile, the consonants are /b d f g h j k n p r s t v w/.

There are some oddities:
 * /l/ sometimes appears, but corresponds to /r/ in the standard dialect.
 * /m/ sometimes appears, but corresponds to /j/ in the standard dialect.
 * /x/ sometimes appears, but it corresponds to /j/ in the standard dialect.
 * /z/ sometimes appears, but it corresponds to /ja/ in the standard dialect.

Personal Pronouns
The Wbfkuag pronouns in parentheses are the ones which are actually used in this situation, but do not have an equivalent in Kijehoba.

Pater Noster
The Pater Noster in Kijehoba does not have a specified set of words, so it is possible for the words to be different.