Cavinese

Cavinese is a dialect of English written stupidly to parody Germanic languages.

Classification and Dialects
There are no dialects of Cavinese. The language is based on English, and is similar to Tharfish. Dutch influences are common.

Phonotactics
Like English.

Grammar
the grammar is quite similar to English.

Lexicon
Cavinese has a lot of unusual words, many Dutchisms, and influences. Some example words:

admijn - admin (registered trademark of Pierlot) è - nothing, used to amplify the preceding statement (That's from Limburgish è.) dijålekt (pl. dijålektaq - dialect klýxef - you/they are/he is right takavíhki/takaviki - weird, strange (see also) to have right,  - to be right,  go your hallway, go ahead (Dutchism) cavy, any person or thing, a guinea pig sadify, to depress or to sadden (Lovian coinage) shute, to shoot (someone) (Lovian coinage)

Example text
The Article 1 of UDHR: ''All cavies ra bornen frie an samin in th' dignity an th' have rightins è. They a've given rightin an forthowten an shide act 'ward n'other in spirit of fraten è. :o''

Some phrases:
 * Have you brought the beer? - Brait j'beer?
 * I have no more money. - Ich ha' nu mar monie.
 * That was for me. - Wate for ich.
 * That is an interesting item you have given me. - Wate is t' interestin maar j'ha givit ich.
 * Everyone is takaviki. - Ail mens'e getakaviki.
 * You were right after all. - J'have right af t'ail.

Numbers:
 * one - un
 * two - tei
 * three - dre
 * four - fir
 * five - veif
 * six - siks
 * seven - sivan
 * eight - aght
 * nine - nuen
 * ten - dien
 * eleven - eleifen
 * twelve - dvalfen
 * thirteen - drejdien
 * fourteen - firdien
 * fifteen - veifdien
 * sixteen - siksdien
 * seventeen - sivandien
 * eighteen - aghtien
 * nineteen - neundien
 * twenty - tvandie
 * thirty - traidie
 * forty - findie
 * fifty - veiftedie
 * sixty - sikstedie
 * seventy - sivantedie
 * eighty - aghtedie
 * ninety - neuntedie
 * hundred - hondeirt