Злавиански (Zlavianski)

Zlavianski is a Slavic language slightly designed to take joking about communism to a whole new level, and it is also designed to be much simpler and easier to learn than the natural Slavic languages. It uses the Cyrillic alphabet, and gets its vocabulary off of the Slavic languages.

The writing system is 100% phonetic.

Phonotactics
each is optional

fricatives can be doubled

Different Onset Structures: Different Coda Structures:
 * 1) (Plosive)(Fricative)(Approximant)-
 * 2) (Plosive)(Fricative)(Nasal)(Approximant)-
 * 3) (Fricative)(Plosive)(Approximant)-
 * 1) -(Approximant)(Fricative)(Plosive)
 * 2) -(Approximant)(Nasal)(Fricative)(Plosive)
 * 3) -(Approximant)(Nasal)(Plosive)(Fricative)

Nouns
Nouns conjugate according to case and number. To pluralize a noun, all you have to do is suffix "ий" if the word ends with a consonant, or "ний" if the word ends in a vowel. Nouns also conjugate by case. Cases are denoted by prefixes. There are 8 different cases, and all of which are included in Russian, but not vice versa. In the genitive case, the possessor gets conjugated and comes immediately after the object. In the partitive case, the part comes before the whole and the whole gets conjugated.

Verbs
Verbs are conjugated only on their tense and aspect. The tense and aspect conjugations are combined into one syllable, but is still easy to memorize. The tense makes up the onset and the aspect makes up the nucleus and the coda.

Syntax
Preferred word order: Subject-Verb-Object

Articles precede nouns

Adjectives follow nouns

Adverbs follow adjectives and verbs

(All verbs are transitive)

* Suffix -иск to make adjective

* Suffix -от to make verb

* Suffix -ели to make adverb

* Suffix -ер to verb to make "one who does something"

Example text
'''Шетшеловк сотсялиьзэмиск говорва сутшеловк каьпитялизэмиск. '(shjetshjelovk sotsjalízemisk govorva sutshjelovk kápitjalizemisk)'' The socialist had spoken to the capitalist.

Шетшеловк бойтясет хорош. (shjetshjelovk bojtjasjet xorosh) The person is well.