Kijehoba Kabufufu

Kijehoba Kabufufu, or Kijehoba, is a language which has a weird quirk which might not be diachronically accurate. Specifically, it has some politeness registers which mimic the pronunciation of another language, Wbfkuag Kapbfypfw, or Wbfkuag.

The levels of politeness are as follows, from most common to least common:
 * Benaku, spoken in informal situations
 * Anoku, spoken to children or things which cannot understand
 * Riraku, spoken in formal situations; more similar to Wbfkuag
 * Ubufukagu, spoken in extremely formal situations, to foreigners, or to people whom the speaker thinks are not able to understand what is being said; phrases become much longer

It is possible these registers are actually more similar to something else. Ubufukagu, in particular, is more similar to mockingly over-literal speech. Anoku is extremely similar to baby talk. Riraku is probably most similar to a mispronunciation of Wbfkuag.

Phonology, Phonotactics, and Orthography
Kijehoba is spoken by nonhuman creatures, and the orthographic conventions are a deliberate attempt to render this as if it is a human language, under the guidance of the Wbfkuag.

Kijehoba has two classes of sounds, which can be very easily mapped onto human vowels and consonants. The vowels of Kijehoba are rendered /a e i o u/ as in many human languages. Meanwhile, the consonants are /b d f g h j k n p r s t v w/.

/e/ and /o/ do not appear in Anoku.

/p/ and /w/ do not appear in Benaku or Anoku.

There are dialects of this:
 * /c/ corresponds to /k/ in the standard dialect.
 * /l/ corresponds to /r/ in the standard dialect.
 * /m/ corresponds to /j/ in the standard dialect.
 * /q/ corresponds to /k/ in the standard dialect.
 * /x/ corresponds to /j/ in the standard dialect.
 * /z/ corresponds to /ja/ in the standard dialect.
 * Depending on the dialect, /ʔ/ corresponds to /j/, /k/, or /l/ in the standard dialect.

The phonotactics of Kijehoba are very strictly (C)V, where C is any consonant and V is any vowel. In some dialects, especially ones which have /z/, the phonotactics are CV with no instances of a null onset.

Grammar
Kijehoba is relatively isolating, and can tend more isolating among certain speakers and dialects and less isolating among others. Examples include:

Personal Pronouns
The Wbfkuag pronouns in parentheses are the ones which are actually used in this situation, but do not have an equivalent in Kijehoba.

Pater Noster
The Pater Noster in Kijehoba does not have a specified set of words, so it is possible for the words to be different.

It is likely that any actual recitation of the Pater Noster would use a combination of Benaku and Riraku words to indicate the emotional distance of the Father in Heaven. Using other words here would be, at the very least, impolite.