U

Classification and Dialects
U is a joke-lang about the sound high rounded back vowel, "/u/". This language is only ONE phoneme, so it is VERY inconvenient to speak. And if you do speak it, well have fun going through the pain of saying "ooooooooooh" for a long time.

Consonants?
I'm not kidding with you right here. There are no consonants,

Vowels
here we see our singular letter, U. Nothing except for U.

Tones
Oh yeah, this thing is a tonal jokelang. Its tonemes are: these things are optional. They don't change words.

Phonotactics
U's phonotactics are V or Vowel. Every word is monosyllabic so uhhhhhh yeah, deal with it.

Number System
U uses a base 2 numbering system. (boooooooo!). Their "digits" are the only special words in U so far (with nasallity and centralisation)

Nouns
Nouns are indicated with an acute (ú). That's all. They can't be conjugated by ANYTHING

Verbs
Same as nouns but they use a grave (ù)

Syntax
It's uhhhhhhh SVO I guess

Lexicon
words are differentiated by their letter amount. There are 36 words in total.

Here's the whole lexicon so far, didn't feel like making it a table so you could throw tomatoes at the lexicon now I guess. All of it is done. (also there are approximant toki pona equivalents in brackets i guess)


 * 1) U (u (the language), conlang, phoneme) [N/A]
 * 2) Uu (expansion, adding, U expansion pack) [en(?)]
 * 3) Uuu (First person pronoun, me, mine, my) [mi]
 * 4) Uuuu (First person plural, we, our, ours) [mi]
 * 5) Uuuuu (Second person pronoun/plural, you, your, yours, garbage) [sina]
 * 6) Uuuuuu (Third person pronoun/plural, they, their, theirs, he, his, she, her) [ona]
 * 7) Uuuuuuu (Language, talk, Communication, speaking, word) [toki]
 * 8) Uuuuuuuu ([POSSESIVE GRAMATTICAL PARTICLE], 's, s) [N/A]
 * 9) Uuuuuuuuu ([PLURAL GRAMMATICAL PARTICLE], s, es, twosome, many) [tu]
 * 10) Uuuuuuuuuu (happy, good, positive) [pona]
 * 11) Uuuuuuuuuuu (funny, satire, joke, /j, meme) [musi]
 * 12) Uuuuuuuuuuuu (bad, terrible, negativity, hate) [ike]
 * 13) Uuuuuuuuuuuuu (bread, grain, any grain or wheat-like food I guess) [pan]
 * 14) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu (numbers, numeracy, counting) [N/A]
 * 15) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (no, not, nothing, nonexistant, zero) [ala]
 * 16) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (one, singular, lonely, United, single) [wan]
 * 17) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (two, twosome, double, pair. couple) [tu]
 * 18) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (many, much, a lot, a ton, gazillion, bazillion, three) [mute]
 * 19) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (yes, yep, yeah) [lon(?)]
 * 20) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (same, identical, identicallity, clone) [sama]
 * 21) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (travel, walking, driving, transport) [tawa]
 * 22) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (planet, celestial body, rock) [ma, kiwen, mun]
 * 23) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (star, the sun, fire, flames, anything scorching I guess) [suno]
 * 24) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (galaxy, nebula, auora)
 * 25) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (all, everything, eternal, void, universe) [ale]
 * 26) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (person, human, creature, literally any living body) [jan, soweli, pipi, waso, kala]
 * 27) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (power, strength, abillity) [wawa]
 * 28) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (kijetesantakalu) [kijetesantakalu]
 * 29) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (to speak among U speakers in a non-U language, a non-U language, loanwords) [kokosila]
 * 30) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Dictionary, words, lexicon) [pu(?), ku(?), lipu sona]
 * 31) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (yupekosi, ruining your old creations) [yupekosi]
 * 32) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (computer, internet, cyberspace, tech, digitally) [linluwi(?)]
 * 33) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Limb) [luka, noka]
 * 34) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ([COMMAND PARTICLE], Now, please) [o]
 * 35) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (space, physically, movement) [kama, tawa]
 * 36) Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (wanting to create new words, fanmade words) [nimi sin]

Example text
* inhale*

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Is it good?
No. It's not. At a greater extent, it SUCKS.