D'Englishlang

Classification and Dialects
A hypothetical future English, that became highly agglutinative. It descends from General American.

Consonants
Changes:
 * /t/ and /d/ become /ɾ/ or /ʔ/ in some environments
 * /θ/ becomes /t/
 * /ð/ becomes /d/

R-colored: ə˞ ɔ˞
Changes:
 * /u/ becomes /ʉ/
 * /ʌ/ becomes /ɐ/
 * /ɔ/ merges with /ɑ/ (/ɔ˞/ stays unmerged)
 * /ɛ/ and /æ/ are not distinguished by some speakers

Articles:
Extras:
 * "An" was completely replaced by "a" before the conjugation happened.

Grammatical Number:
Irregular Plurals:
 * "-s" replaces almost all irregular plurals. Ex: Fish --> Fishes, Geese --> Gooses, Mice --> Mouses, Deer --> Deers, Tuna --> Tunas, Shrimp --> Shrimps, Loaves --> Loafs, Cacti --> Cactises, Octopi --> Octopuses
 * Some irregular plurals that remain are: Men, Women, Children, People, Rice, Corn, Species, Crises, Analyses, Wolves, Thieves, Teeth, Feet


 * Some irregular plurals replace their singular counterpart (some change in the plural as well): Louse/Lice --> Lice, Bacterium/Bacteria --> Bacteria, Datum/Data --> Data, Graffito/Graffiti --> Graffiti