Ællirsk

Ællirsk is a northern dialect of Old Norse, spoken by the Scandinavian immigrants which in the year 976 accidentally discovered the portal to the parallel world of Farandosÿa. While on an expedition to settle new lands in the far North of Norway, the Viking ship Djarva stranded on an unknown islet east from Jan Mayen, where they set foot on land. On the top of the island was a strange mirror-like machine, which the crew started to observe closely. The captain of the ship, Sveinn inn Svarti, ordered the men to be cautious with the strange object, but one of his men named Haraldr inn Heimski, driven by curiosity, pushed on the teleportation button and space-warped all of the men and women to the wonderful world of Farandosÿa. According to the oral tradition that has since endured, the first words said in Ællirsk would have been:

"Ek tér sagdi, Haraldur Heimskur, eigi á knappan ad trykkja!"

which translates roughly as:

"I had told thee not to push on the button, Harald thou idiot!"

Phonology
The alphabet is as follows: The phonological system differs from Old Norse in the following characteristics:
 * The phoneme /þ/ has become /t/.
 * The phoneme /ð/ has become /d/.
 * The intersyllabic grapheme , pronounced as /v/, is written .
 * The u-Umlaut-rule which transforms an /a/ into /ǫ/ before an /u/ is no longer valid. Thus: halum and not *hǫlum. The i-Umlaut-rule has also disappeared. Thus: konir and not *kønir.
 * Ællirsk has undergone the Icelandic accent redistribution and follows the modern Icelandic accent rules.
 * A final /t/ which has been transformed to /ð/ in modern Icelandic has become /d/.

The vowel system with the corresponding graphemic notation is: Other vowel sounds:

The consonant system:

Graphematics
One usually writes Ællirsk in the Latin alphabet, but one can also carve runes in an adapted version of the Elder Futhark. The corresponding runes are:

Thus, Ællirsk is written ᚨᛖᛚᛚᛁᚱ.

Substantives
There are 3 genders: masculine, feminine, neuter. The weak declension has disappeared, so that all nouns are inflect according to the same strong pattern.

The following table shows the inflection of the substantives:

This can be illustrated with these three examples (stavur, letter; kona, woman; horn, horn):

Adjectives
The adjectives are declined exactly as the nouns. The weak declension has also disappeared, thus all adjectives are grammatically strong. The ending of the adjective is always identical to that of the noun it goes along with.

Thus e.g.: stórar halar ("tall men"); djarvu konu ("to an audacious woman"); heimska barna ("of stupid children").

Determiners
The definite determiners have disappeared. Thus, the Old Norse definite forms such as "stafrinn" are rendered as "stavur", just as "stafr" does.

Syntax
Ællirsk is an SOV language. For practical reasons, a long or complex object can be placed after the verb. There is Inversion/V2-rule. Thus: