Sack Kack Щаск

General information
Sack Kack Щаск (often shortened to Swack) is a language spoken at the center of the core of the Moon in the city of Xxlqayqqlf. It is said to be a language based around love, sacks, and the love of sacks.

It's spoken by magical space elves who collectively worship the Almighty Sack and routinely mutilate letters of the Latin Alphabet to appease Him.

There are a number of ways to express yourself in Swack, namely by speaking loud so that people can hear you. (it's pretty hard not to hear someone speaking though because speaking it sounds kinda like slaughtering a goat)

Phonology
Swack has a freakin intense phonology dude

Consonants
Consonants behave based on how their mood is because we don't wanna make them do anything they're not comfortable with, ya know

Several consonant phonemes require a working anus so come prepared

Vowels
Swack's got every vowel ever because it's just that rad. You can use any of 'em whenever.

Alphabet
Swack uses an alphabet based on the Latin script, but it's a little different because we don't wanna impede on their territory, ya know

There are twenty-six letters that each make a different sound. The letter Goop combines with several other letters in order to make similar sounds and because he's friendly unlike people in the real world

Swack also uses the exclamation mark as a period because people are always excited because why would you not be when you live inside the freaking Moon

There is only one vowel letter, Boner, which can be whatever vowel it feels like in the spirit of sacks and romance.

Phonotactics
You can have whatever consonants or vowels or whatever in a row. Sometimes it kinda sounds like you're actively choking yourself while you speak it. intense huh

Nouns
Nouns decline when they're feeling tired and need to rest and wanna take a nice lil nap on the decliner

Side note: do not overuse nouns as they tire easily

Verbs are cool though, they age like fine memes

Verbs
(from Dictionary.com (thank you for letting me use this thanks)) verb n. any member of a class of words that function as the main elements of predicates, that typically express action, state, or a relation between two things, and that may be inflected for tense, aspect, voice, mood, and to show agreement with their subject or object.

Syntax
You always start a sentence with a rating of your current mood in sacks. (?sacks/10sacks)

this sentence is a test plese delete it

Vocabulary
Vocabulary words are kinda like this:

Example text
"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood. MLG 420 blaze it."