DeuP

Note that this conlang has an alternative English name, in which it is called "Daimish".

듶 (Pronounced d-oo(like the "oo in book)-p) is a compact constructed language written in Hangeul. It's name translates to "deu language". And no, that's a weird way of saying "the language".

deu is one of the incredibly strange words in deuP (Oh look, a romanization!) which is extremely hard to express in a concise fashion in any other language. The only way I can really express it is:

Impossibly tightly knit, absurdly constrained but still flowing endlessly, at two points at once, messy yet clean, brilliant yet foolish.

듶 is currently a work in progress.

Classification and Dialects
듶 is a member of the language family "Irotsai".

Terminology
Words = The smallest unit of meaning in 듶.

Letters = 듶 characters. (Ironically, sometimes larger than words)

Word Combinations = Combinations of words in 듶.

Hyper-words = Used very rarely, but used to refer to clumps of letters.

Writing System
듶 is written in Hangul, so here's a keyboard for that.

Phonotactics
You can modify letters to avoid breaking the phonotactics.

You cannot end a letter with jj, pp, tt, or h.

You cannot start a letter with ng.

r is always pronounced l at the end of a letter. (Sorry, Asians)

Grammar
Word order is SVAN (Subject Verb Adjective Noun)

Punctuation
~ = "Extends" or "repeats" a sound or letter (a becomes aaaaaaa and he becomes heeeee (he can also become hehehehe))

! = High Energy Emotion, Outburst, Interruption

… = Having No Words, Extremely Low Energy Emotion, Mortified

. = Definite, Sure

_ = Regular sentence end

, = Listing, Teaching, Rambling, :

,,, = And some other stuff

/ = Submissiveness, Prayer, Low Energy Fear

% = Surprise

"" = Surrounds proper nouns and foreign words

[] = Like "" and ~ combined

? = Ironic, Sarcastic, Lying

' = Next Section

Number System
Put a smaller number before a larger number to increase the larger number by the smaller number.

Put a larger number before a smaller number to multiply the larger number by the smaller number.

Here are some examples of the number system works:

15 = five ten / mi / 미

50 = ten five / kyae / 컈

Words
d/e > me, my, earth, ground, below, lower, small, contents, feature, detail, little, small, bottom, obedient, submissive, mixed with the opposite (b is animal, be is furry), pinch, tight, precise, aim, decide, choose, variety, idea, choice, decision, mind, head, brain, division, section, point, dot, chapter, cut, verse, part, place, area, in, at, biome, unimportant, keep, maintain, refine, involve, include, square, rock, insert, add, assistance, help, aid, one, single, alone, separate, appearance, design, form, show, visual, eye, see, contents, before, give, flat surface, flat, hollow, empty, beginning, useless, brown, red, orange, rest, sleep, sleepy, still, internal, internalized, dead, kill, personality, book, document, record, writing, symbol, color, card, against, there, here, set, real, official, true, previous, cover, feet

s/eu > strange, unnatural, supernatural [creature], bizarre, extraordinary, weird, not fitting, esoteric modifier (d is earth, deu is deu), misfit, eldritch, divine, deity, stupid, impossible, nonsense, insane, zany, magic, purple

P/a > you, your, air, high, large, clump [of], plenty [of], big, above, container, object, top, dominant, loosen, imprecise, broad, speech, language, hello, old, important, main, [going] [to], and, of, with, in the opinion of, parent, creator, two, here, there, this, that, spawn, current, summon, have, get, acquire, add, moving, move, movement, rise, ascend, up, oh, containing, energized, energy, full force, optimal, which is, more, yes, filled, good, play, game, powerful, really, very, useful, peak, apex, end, succeed, most, interface, menu, three, tactic, strategy, method, way, tool, -based, usage, interact, act, useful, use, system, control, head, but, only, for, basically, genuinely, so, call (as in "call a dog a horse"), on, white, receive, electricity, body, dear, thrust, color, colorful

b/wa > animal, creature, being, four

ch/o > no, not, nothing, zero, or, void, negative, minus, or the opposite, black, dark

ng/yeo/jj > sweet, innocent, cute, young, child, honey, new

r/wi > love

ss/u > water, blue, liquid, wet, clean, drink, liquid, circle, give, both, sad, sadness, sleek, wise, wisdom, knowledge, two, reply, soft, gentle, teach, know, learn, train

m/yae > normal, average, ordinary, basic, common, generic, similar, relative, medium, any third person pronoun, thing, five, attempt, attempted, possibly, approximately, near, around, medium, tilt, can, ability, possible, he who, some, gray, beige, person

n/ui > art, culture, fun

j/eo > audio, sound, volume, sensation, feeling, emotion, broadening modifier (b is animal, beo is life), music

K/i > time, when, ten, age

T/ya > combat, fight, conflict, contradiction, oppose, battle

Word Combinations
deu = impossibly tightly knit, absurdly constrained but still flowing endlessly, at two points at once, messy yet clean, brilliant yet foolish.

chaP = too much

chad = too little

chu = line, stick, any thing stick-shaped, fire, explosion, hot, boil, snap (both meanings)

cha = bad, broken, suboptimal, injured, rage, anger

ssu = shower, bath, Vaporeon

ssass = clean water, potable, potable water

Pa = amazing, awesome, epic, best, government, thick

jjwa = cat

jju = egg

jjub = chicken

Tyae = soldier, fighting person, knight, loyal

chui = reaction

sseo = any action that makes a "fap" or "fwap" sound (name literally translates to "wet sound")

du = knot (noun)

Pess = to tie something in a knot

deod = bell, knot (😳, noun)

cho = all, every, omni-, ultimate

chodu = the omni-knot

chwajsui = dark humor

cheu = intelligent, reason, logic, intelligence

dyeo = fetus

che = ailment, disease

dod = paralysis

chab = demon

dyae = minion, assistant, agent

Pyae = ruler, authority

mya = enemy, opponent

ba = food, eat, mouth, tongue

da = looking glass, mirror, screen, reply, comment

de = sock

Peum = programmer

ssaj = gargle

chwang = fox

Slang and Sayings
싸메 (Balls to the wall) means "full force".

태츼 (Knight's reaction) means when you find something so either disturbing, cringe, or whatever else that you have to take a moment away from the source of it in order to comprehend it.

뎃쫘 (The rock is not similar to the cat) is often used to refer to when someone outpaces another person in the short-term, but has previously lost to them too many times for the short-term gain to make up for it.

쭈베파 "레피컨" (A chicken in a bag of leprechauns) refers to normalcy in an unusual situation.

"Danglelong"
OOOOOOOOOO I put viagra in my goofy ahh uncle’s drink and he tried to do bad things to me OOOOOOOOOOOOO I drowned in the bathtub when I was 15 years old EEEEERREERRRRR hehehehehehehehe I sold my grandpa’s crutches OOOOO And he fell down the stairs OH GREAT HEAVENS My dad gave me a knuckle sandwich full force OH SHIT And I was hospitalized rehehehehehe

[우] 데레데 "구끼 어" 퍠퍧참페 [우] 도팠 케미씨 [일] [헤] 도 페파페 [우] 퍠찼픠 파세 다데 벤퐢 아 포 펲차 "레"[헤]

"Vaporeon"
Vaporeon is an amazing creature, both in the world of Pokémon and beyond. With its sleek, aquatic design and powerful water-based abilities, Vaporeon is a fan favorite for good reason. Not only is Vaporeon a formidable opponent in battle, but it also has a gentle and loyal disposition that makes it an ideal companion for trainers of all kinds. Its water-based attacks can wash away any opponent's defences, leaving them vulnerable to follow-up attacks from other members of the team. But Vaporeon's abilities go beyond just its strength in battle. Its ability to manipulate water allows it to provide support to its allies, whether that's by creating barriers of water to protect against attacks or by healing its companions with a splash of refreshing water. And let's not forget about Vaporeon's incredible adaptability. It can evolve from its base form, Eevee, using a Water Stone, giving it a unique versatility that few other Pokémon possess. It's a testament to the power and adaptability of the water type, and to Vaporeon's incredible potential. In short, Vaporeon is a fantastic Pokémon that deserves all the love and admiration it receives from fans worldwide. Whether you're looking for a powerful ally in battle or a loyal companion to share your journey, Vaporeon will surely exceed your expectations.

쑤 팝' 쎄초다 "포키먼" 파. 퍠쑤다 품' 쑤푸파 츠. 차쑤퍹댜 퍠파토베 마마챼타무. (WIP)

"Cards Against Humanity"
Screenie with John Cards Against Humanity So basically here are some things John told me: There will be a new set of cards called "The Purrgatory Blues OST Pack". The cards will only consist of those suggested by those who worked on the OST for Purrgatory Blues. One of the white cards will be "Getting pepper sprayed by a thicc Protogen baring their midriff in thigh highs".

다다 "전" 촺싇' 파덈 "전" 페, 뎌다다 므둦 덛. 다메파 촤파 더파 므둦. 다페 포파 "얜삐좌" 팓 "ᄑ로토젠" 댸돺 다섀데.

Age Groups
페찌 (walking fetus age) = Less than 3 years

디 (useless age) = More than 3 years, less than 6 years

다피 (beginning of peak age) = More than 6 years, less than 13 years

피 (peak age) = More than 13 years, less than 40 years

씨 (wise age) = More than 40 years, less than 70 years

치 (darkness age) = More than 70 years, less than 90 years

시 (impossible age) = More than 90 years, less than 120 years

소비 (god age) = More than 120 years

1-10
One often symbolizes pointlessness, pessimism, and isolation.

Two is a lucky number, symbolizing unity, peace, and holiness.

Much unlike how Asian numerology tackles the number four, four is actually seen as a symbol of good luck and getting better after an extended period of badness.

Ten symbolizes stability.

Nine is a symbol of power, fame, and fortune.

Eight symbolizes magic.

Seven symbolizes intelligence.

11-20
Eleven symbolizes androphilia.