Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It is currently a work in progress.

The name of Human in Human is "Siyo" meaning "The Language Of Humans".

Grammar
Human follows a SVO word order.

There is no set rules on where nouns and adjectives should go, but preferably the adjective should go after the noun.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Alphabet and Pronunciation
Human is mostly written in IPA, except for the fact that É/é indicates a schwa instead of a high-pitched E (Note É is only used if the person typing the texts really doesn't want to go use the IPA keyboard.)

Dictionary
N = Question Modifier, What

ɮ = Cultured, Intelligent, Clean

ə = Literally Nothing

Airy = Small, Unnoticeable, De-emphasizer, Unimportant

Nasal = The Opposite Of, Not, No, Nothing, Void

S = Speak, Language, Hello, Okay, Three, This, That

J = Person, He Who, Any third person pronoun, Male (Only when J is repeated twice, Jé is human, but Jéjé is male.)

A = And, Plus, Add, Install, To, For, In The Opinion Of, Going To, Plus

P = Good, Yes, Any Expression Of Positivity, Fix, Make Good, Improve

T = Tool, Utility, Device, Use, Usage

K = Sound, Hear, Listen

M = Mind, Brain, Self

B = Cute, Sweet, Innocent

I = Harm, Pain, Suffering

V = Information, Did You Know, Knowledge

C = Start, Begin, Begin To

D = In, Inside

U = Love

Z = Comparison, Like (Comparison), Most, More, Mostly

G = Earth

O = Before, Zero

R = Thing, Object, At Least five

E = Middleground Modifier

W = Strange, Weird

H = Movement, Walk

Low Tone = Emphasizer, Noticeable, Big, Important, Many

ʃ = Water, Liquid

Word Combinations
ɮə̤̃ti / attempting to make someone see something disgusting to "trick them" / literally "disgusting hidden weapon"

Ibĩ / schadenfreude / literally "harm joy"

Imĩ / self-schadenfreude, and not in an edgy way / literally "self harm joy"

Rəz / Average, Standard, Common / Literally "Most Things"

Uwu / Anthropomorphic animal / Literally "Love of strange loves", which could be interpreted as "Philphilia"

Õvétu / Jury / Literally "After the decision maker"

Sur / Inclusive We / Literally "The people who speak"

ʃé̃ / The Sun, A 24 Hour Period / Literally "Fire"

Examples
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we stand here today to defend an inalienable right enshrined in the Constitution of this great nation: the right to staple bread to cats. This might seem like a trivial matter, but make no mistake, this case has far-reaching implications for our freedoms and liberties. The act of stapling bread to a cat may seem absurd, but it is a symbolic act that speaks to our fundamental right to express ourselves freely and creatively. Some may argue that stapling bread to a cat is cruel and inhumane, but I submit to you that the cat in question has shown no signs of distress or harm. In fact, the cat has been observed exhibiting behavior consistent with enjoyment, such as purring and rubbing against the bread-covered appendages. Moreover, the government has no right to regulate the harmless, artistic expression of its citizens. This case is about the principle, not the act itself. If we allow the government to dictate what we can and cannot do with our bread and our cats, where does it end? Today it’s stapling bread to cats, tomorrow it could be something more serious that infringes upon our fundamental rights. In conclusion, I ask you to consider the broader implications of this case and uphold the right of every individual to express themselves freely, even if that means stapling bread to a cat. Thank you.

Jéja jéjé̃ a õvétu, surhé̃ séʃé̃(WIP)

This is fucking hilarious! Obviously you either were molested as a child, dropped several times as a baby, or you’re just braindead. What you gonna do you dildo?! Ya gonna pull out a magic wand out your ass and try to angrily masturbate away the tears?! Though I shouldn’t expect any different from an inbred shitstain who comes from a country that can’t tell the difference between a school and a shooting range! Go and cry about it you infant! And keep away from real children, I’m sure those restraining orders are still valid! I’m not even reading the dogshit you’re putting you clown. I’m here laughing my ass off at the how desperately you keep pulling any excuse out your ass to keep from admitting that you’re too mentally retarded to know the difference between fiction and real life. Now if you’re gonna keep trying to change the subject from your shame at being locked up in a home for victims of anal abuse then I’d suggest you also try and figure out how to correctly tell the difference between a school and a shooting range since none of the other morons from your nation seem to be able to tell them apart.

(WIP)

Lessons
Lessons will be on the way.