Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video.

It is currently a work of progress.

The name of Human in Human is "ma" meaning "Human Language", but only in an informal sense. Human's true formal name is "chora" meaning "Earth's Language".

Since Human is basically only ever written in Hangul, here's a link to a Hangul keyboard.

Grammar Rules
Human (also known as “ma”) is phonetic, so for example, let’s spell “xylophone” in Human.

It would be “ssyareufon” (zairuhphone) or “샬읔온” when written in Hangul which is Human’s main writing system.

What about the letters? Well let’s start with the simplest section, the consonants. Note that all the pronunciation guide is in IPA.

The consonants are as such: g, kk, n, d, tt, r, m, b, pp, s, r, ss, j, jj P, ch, T, K, h, and ng. I’ll only tell you the pronunciation of the ones where it may be hard to guess so:


 * kk = k
 * tt = t
 * pp = p
 * ss = z/ʃ
 * j = ʤ
 * jj = ʒ
 * P = θ
 * K = f
 * r  = r/l
 * T = ð
 * ng = ŋ

And then there’s the vowels, which I will explain all of the pronunciations of:


 * a = a
 * e = e
 * i = i
 * o = o
 * u = u
 * ya = aɪ
 * eo = ɒ
 * yeo = aʊ
 * ae = æ
 * eu = ʌ
 * ui = ɔɪ
 * oe = œ
 * wi = ɪ
 * yae = eɪ
 * wa = ɑr
 * we = ɜr

Also the word order is subject verb object.

And adjectives go before nouns.

There are no articles.

A syllable must not end with tt, pp, jj, h. Nor should it start with ng. (other grammar rules can be broken to not break this)

Also when r is at the end of a syllable, it is always pronounced as "L".

If a letter is not in the phonology, substitute it with a letter which sounds close enough.

Grammar rules can be broken to prevent consonant clusters and vowel clusters, but don’t think that means consonant and vowel clusters are not allowed.

Then there’s multiplication rules where wawa (meaning "Channel Flow") becomes swa.

. = Full Stop, Calmness, Sternness

? = Sarcastic, Lying

! = Rage, Anger, Scared (High Energy), Exclamation, Panic

, = Listing

,,, = And some other stuff

~ = “Extends” a sound (a becomes aaaaa), Disorientation, Nausea, Singing

… = Confused, Bored, Scared (Low Energy), Mortified, Having No Words

\ = Cut Off, Killed Mid Sentence

< = Teaching, Rambling

> = Complaining, Infuriated, Upset

_ = Next Section

"" = Surrounds loanwords

/\ = Acts like parentheses

Lexicon
Word Count: 26

a - Language, Speech, Hello, Activate, You, Your, Open, Of, And, [Go][ing] [To], Yes, On, I'm Here [To], Which Is, Next Place (In Math), Tell, For, Who Are Like, Have, Of Which, Do, Work, Make, Similar [To]

m - Human, Person, He Who, Any Third Person Pronoun, This, That

r - Location, Area, In, At

ch/o - No, Not, Nothing, Zero, Void

i - Contents, Content, Contained [Within], Small, Feature

h - Think, Idea, Belief

d - Me, My, One, Each, Solid, Earth, Square, Real, Should, Need, Middle Ground Between Opposite And Same Modifier, Combine, United, Mixed With The Opposite

g - Time, Second, Give Me A Second, Change, Modify, Adjust, Three

b - Creature, Being, Animal

pp/u - Good, Love

wa - Frequency, Stream, Designation, Channel, Flow

ss - Two, Water, Blue, Clean, Circle, Sleek, Curvy

eu - Approximately, Near

j - Get, Acquire, Seize, Capture

eo - Sound, Audio, Hear, Ear

r - Big, More, Extra, Upgrade, Many

s - Uncategorized, Strange, Miscellaneous, What, Unknown, Supernatural, Why, Where, Who, Other, Strafe, Side, Secondary, Optional, Choose, Choice

yae - Face, Main, Head, Control, Operation, Design, Appearance

tt - Character, Letter, Symbol

K - Information, Knowledge, Data, Wisdom, Science, Truth

P - Tool, Device, Useful, Utility, System

jj ~ Child, Innocent, Sweet, Cute, Happy, Young

yeo - Thing, Item, Token

ng - Compact, Crush, Cozy

Word Combinations
chi = Container

oK = Lie, False, Fake

ge = Day

mu = Ally, Friend, Bro

cho = All, Every, Everything, Infinity (Note: It violates grammar rules because otherwise it would be "no", and it would be pretty dumb to make the word for everything "no".)

do = Some, Most, Something, Finity

od = Air, Gas, Sky

beo = Any animal sound

bamyae = A creature with "a human face" (Canines, Felines, Cows, Pigs, Horses, Primates which aren't humans, Bears, Pandas, Quokka, Sheep, Buffalo, Gorrilephant (I SWEAR IT'S REAL GUYS))

myaeb = A creature that actually has a human face (Humans, Mother's Star, People who politically disagree with me)

babyae = A creature with an insufficiently "human face" (Lizards, Sharks, Lemurs, Elephants, Insects, Rabbits)

beomyae = Any animal sound from a creature which falls under bamyae

ttyae = Smiley (Like (: or :3), Often used as just a replacement for any smilies)

assoK = Technobabble (Literally: Words of fake science)

oK = Fake, False, Lie

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Trivia
The "" punctuation used to be ## but was changed because it was pretty ugly.