Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It is currently a work in progress.

Grammar
Human follows a free word order.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Also, adjective follows word, like in Spanish.

Also questions like "aren't you dead?", or "are you not banned from that place?" are considered ungrammatical.

Phonotactics
A word must always end with a vowel, this does not apply to loanwords.

No consonant clusters.

Writing Foreign Words
Words like "Nerf" or "Morbius" can simply not be translated, so to mark foreign they are surrounded with a ", which is pronounced as a tongue click. Not be confused with quotation marks, which are written as =.

Lexicon
F = Hello, Tad Bit, Just, Okay, Yes, Speak, Word, Language, Going To, In The Opinion Of, Going, Tongue, Mouth, Three

K = All-Purpose Querying Word (Note, Uk can mean "because")

C (Pronounced Ch) = Condition, Status, Next Place (In Math)

S = Knowledge, Know, Smart, Five

W = Walk, Stroll, Movement, Four

$ (Pronounced Sh) = Sphere, Year, One Hundred

E = Half, Semi, Section, Chapter, Part, Verse, Piece

T = Food, Eat

M = Me, My

Z = Plus, Day, Sun

H = Air, Gas

U = Not, The Opposite Of

O = One, Simple, Good, Easy, Red (O'o means two, or again.)

I = Neutral, Basic, Common, Standard

L = Watch, View, Spectate, Eye, See, Visual

P = Luck, Fortune

G = Outside, Air, Unnecessary

N = Above, Divine, Sky, Cloud, Every

A = Person, Human, He Who

J = Blue, Water, Liquid

R = Gain, Acquire

"Hey, I saw that you're a furry"
Hey I saw that you're a furry. I hope you lose something important to you due to unfortunate circumstances.

F afl fal anu'a o. Faf alur fal ug uk cup.

"Nikocado Avocado Creepypasta" (WIP)
I'm pretty sure everyone on the internet knows about Nikocado Avocado. For those who don't, he is a MASSIVE glutton who consumes ludicrous amounts of food (usually Takis), screams and cries a lot, and has been known to have a toxic relationship with his boyfriend Orlin. He also broke into my house at 3am one time, which is where this terrifying true tale begins.

It was a usual Friday night. I was playing Gears of War and chatting with my friend Mason while eating some apple sauce. There then was an alert on my phone that a dangerous criminal was in my area. He had broke into over 69 houses and had viciously guzzled down on all the food. He was obese, wore a read shirt, and had black hair. I knew immediately it was Nikocado Avocado! I quickly rushed into my room and boarded up the window so that he wouldn't break in. I also barricade my door in case he'd try to come in. I figured I'd just sleep through the whole thing.

Then, at 3am, I awakened to a loud sound. I went out of my room with a flashlight and I saw the familiar red powder from Takis scattered all over the place, and then I saw him. He was going full on raccoon mode on the Takis, chewing with his mouth open and sticking his head into the bag. He then saw me, and began emitting his signature sound of SHHHHHHHHHHH! I was petrified so I threw my flashlight at him, were he then began to let out his annoying cry of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! He then got mad and stood up, and charged towards me, which was both impressive and scary, considering he could still move like that even if he was so fat. I then retreated into my backyard and hid in the bushes.

For a good 2 minutes, I thought I was safe, then Nikocado grabbed his scooter and literally drove through the glass door causing glasses to explode everywhere! He then said, "If it wasn't water weight, could I have done that!?". He was driving towards me like crazy until I managed to jump over the brick fence and run into the streets. I fell asleep on the sidewalk, knowing that I was safe.

And that concludes this terrifying true story of when Nikocado Avocado broke into my house.

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Lessons
Lessons will be on the way once I find this language sufficient, but they are definitely still coming soon.