Nimish

Nimish is a minimalist joke conlang based off the Nim Chimpski experiment where an ape was taught sign language, more accurately the most famous words the ape ever spoke in sign language which was a seemingly random sequence of eat, orange, give, me, and you. This language is based off that.

Lexicon

 * Eat
 * Orange
 * Give
 * Me
 * You

Grammar
Nimish does not have any grammar, to reflect the speaking patterns of the real Nim Chimpski.

Examples
Me orange orange me give orange orange me me eat orange me give me me me orange me me you you me me you orange. Me eat word me me orange orange "orange" me eat orange me give eat. Me me me give eat orange (you me me you me orange me), me eat orange me you orange eat: orange eat

Orange me orange orange me orange orange me orange orange, me me orange me me. Orange me orange orange me eat orange me orange. Me me eat orange me me.

Me orange orange me orange give eat me eat me me orange me orange me orange me me eat orange me orange. Orange eat orange me me eat orange orange orange? Me orange me eat orange.

Original: I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this group. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful. To the accusers (you know who you are kitten), a few points for your consideration: thinking


 * 1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
 * 2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

The Circlejerk Dialect
The Circlejerk Dialect is named as such because it was an expansion of Nimish done on r/ConlangCirclejerk.

The Circlejerk Dialect adds three extra words: "Tickle", "More", and "Chungus".

Lexicon

 * Eat = Nothing
 * Orange = Orange, Circle
 * Give = Send, Give, Add, Good
 * Me = Me, Thing
 * You = You
 * More = More, Big
 * Tickle = Tickle, Modify, Adjust, Change
 * Chungus = Big Chungus