Human

Human is a compact language with a name based off a comment on a Terrible Writing Advice video. It is currently a work in progress. =Human Type 1= Human Type 1 is the not necessarily the simplest, but it's probably the only one you should or need to learn.

Unique Aspects
The lexicon of Human is very interesting, in the way that each "sub-word" is a step of a certain process, such as throwing an object, creating a book, or reading a book.

Grammar
Human follows a free word order.

Human also handles word types (nouns, adjectives, verbs, and the like) and plurality very interestingly. In Human, any word can be any word type. Fire could be "fire" but could also be "firey" or "burn". It all depends on context.

Plurality works in the way of that there is actually no "s" after nouns to mark their plurality or whatnot, two bird already gets across that there are multiple birds. But if you really need to show that there is multiple, but you don't know the total sum, just say "many X".

Also, adjective follows word, like in Spanish.

Also questions like "aren't you dead?", or "are you not banned from that place?" are considered ungrammatical.

Phonotactics
A word must always end with a vowel, this does not apply to loanwords.

No consonant clusters.

Writing Foreign Words
Words like "Nerf" or "Morbius" can simply not be translated, so to mark foreign they are surrounded with a ", which is pronounced as a tongue click. Not be confused with quotation marks, which are written as =.

Lexicon
Note: Long vowels are written as either the vowel with any form of diacritic, or the vowel with a following E. For those not knowing, a long vowel is like this: Long a is "bake", Short a is "juicy furry balls". Long u is "Boon", short u is "Muck". Basically short is the "common" sound, while long is the name of the letter, not exactly for U, but still.

B - Throw C (Pronounced CH) - Creating A Book
 * Ba - Find, Locate, Location, In
 * Be - Crouch, Bend Down
 * Bi - Reach, Stretch
 * Bo - Touch, On Touch
 * Bu - Grab
 * Bae - Hold
 * Bee - Rise, Stand Up, Recover, Get Up
 * Bie - Wait
 * Boe - Charge
 * Bue - Throw, Release


 * Ca - Idea, Eureka, Urethra
 * Ce - Title
 * Ci - Plan
 * Co - Procrastinate
 * Cu - Write
 * Cae - Finish
 * Cee - Business Proposal, Deal
 * Cie - Wait
 * Coe - Rejection, Failure
 * Cue - Self-Publish, Self Prefix

D - Reading A Book


 * Da - Home, House
 * De - Travel
 * Di - Store, Buy
 * Do - Have, And, Of
 * Du - Return, Slingshot, Retaliation
 * Dae - Relax, Make Yourself At Home
 * Dee - Open, Start, Begin

"Eight Wonder" by Lemon Demon, translated by El Pescado. (WIP)
[Verse 1]

Extra clever

Earthbound spirit

Ghost in the form

Of a mongoose

[Pre-Chorus]

And I have hands

And I have feet

I'll never die

I am a freak

[Chorus]

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know I might be small, but

I, I, I, am a

Freak

[Verse 2]

Thou wilt never

Know what I am

I am the fifth dimension

And I'll split the atom

[Pre-Chorus]

And if you see me

You're paralyzed

Pillar of salt

You're mummified

[Chorus]

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know, I might be small

But I am the Eighth Wonder

[Verse 3]

And I was born

1852

And I was born

In India

[Pre-Chorus]

And I shall haunt

Like the Buggane

With such weird noise

And clanking chains

[Chorus]

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know I might be small, but

I, I, I, am a

Freak

[Verse 4]

I say "vanished"

To underground

Jim, let me go

I watch like Hell

[Pre-Chorus]

And I have hands

And I have feet

I'll never die

I am a freak

[Chorus]

Hello, I'm here

I'm living in the wall

I know I might be small

But I am the eighth wonder

[Outro]

Eighth wonder of the world

You'll never get to see

What in the name of God can I be?

Lessons
Lessons will be on the way once I find this language sufficient, but they are definitely still coming soon.