So I’ve been bold and adopted this wiki (temporarily, see previous post).
Now you can make requests on my talk page, for instance protecting pages or editing locked pages. Beware of impostors (users bearing names intentionally similar to admins for purposes of fraud); when in doubt, check the contribs. To find me, just go to RecentChanges and look for my username. For the next 30 days I will serve this wiki. After that, any of you good-faith editors can apply for admin once you fulfill the criteria given in Adoption:Requests.
That’s all for now. On to work.