I'm Kauf, an ordinary user of this wiki. I make (or rather dump on 30-40%) rather decent conlangs and, aside of my main job as elite office plankton, professionally drown kittens which are too cute for their owners to drown and butcher babies for my, Krieg's (and, secretly, ED's) baby steaks. You know, ordinary work.
Also, I misuse the word "shitload" everywhere, so don't be scared or disgusted by that habit of mine.
If you ever need to talk to me in chat, say it on my talk page - I'm almost guaranteed to be online all day (except 4 to 4:30 PM EET).
Idoburgish: most of it.