So, I was skimming Facebook before heading to sleep and stumbled across an article claiming that "scientists" have found all human languages to trace back to a single ancestral language in Africa, and that modern languages with more phonemes are older (like Khoisan), and those with fewer phonemes are younger (like Hawaiian).
I don't know what kind of "scientist" this guy is but he's not a very good one. >.>
So yeah, have fun laughing at that. Or crying. Whichever suits your fancy.